Patriotic Eagle

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Familiar number: 293
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Patriotic Eagle
Your country is the best country in the whole world because you live there.

Damages enemies, boosts stats after battle, restores MP, does some cool patriotic stuff

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Ability: 100% Sombrero / Starfish, grants combat skills

Throne/Bjorn: +10 to Monster Level, deals Hot Damage.

Hatchling: sleeping patriotic eagle

Familiar-Specific Equipment: claw-held flag

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

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Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular messages:

  <name> lights a sparkler and stabs your foe with it for X damage. Some of the sparks land right on your brain! Whooo!

  You gain X Mana Points.

  <name> shoots your foe with a red, white, and blue firework, doing X damage. The sparks rain down on you inspiringly.

  You gain X Mana Points.

  <name> shoots a large firework rocket at your foes, causing X damage. The red glare it gives off, and the way it bursts in the air, reminds you of something you can't quite put a finger on, but it's very inspiring.

  You gain X Mana Points.

• <name> shoots your foe with a patriotic firework, causing X damage. "Ooh!" you say, dutifully. "Ahh!" "Ouch!" your opponent adds.

  You gain X Mana Points.

• After Combat:

Giving stats:

<name> grins and hums a national anthem. (+X Stats)

<name> grins at you, which is weird because of the beak? (+X Stats)

<name> smiles at you in a way that makes you think of mom's %local_cuisine.[sic] (+X Stats)

<name> snaps off a salute with a confident grin. (+X Stats)

<name> smiles at a flag off in the distance. (+X Stats)

Recovering from Patriotic Screech:

<name> makes a small noise, but his throat is still too raw to screech.

<name> tries out a small screech and starts coughing.

<name> gives you the old "I'm ready to screech" wings up.

Producing a souvenir flag:

<name> reverently plants a flag in the ground in front of you.

<name> swoops over head and drops something for you.

It almost sounds like <name> caws, "Happy Dependence Day," as he drops something at your feet.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  Perched atop your head, <name> shoots some fireworks at your foe, dealing X damage.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  Perched on your back, <name> shoots some fireworks at your foe, dealing X damage.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <name> shoots you a wink beneath your Tam O'Shanter, which may or may not be incongruous depending on where you're from.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  As a bird that has evolved specifically to carry brightly colored ribbons in his beak and/or talons, <name> is fully in his element when flying around a maypole.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  The mental image of an eagle wearing wax lips is so funny to me, I can't think of any other joke about it.

Arena Messages

None - familiar has no weaknesses

Notes

• Grants the following combat skills:
  • %fn, let's pledge allegiance to a Zone (Gives varied buffs based on zone)
  • %fn, fire a Red, White and Blue Blast (Meet with monster twice again in the same zone, with limits)
  • %fn, Release the Patriotic Screech! (Banish current monster's phylum from all zones)