Photocopied monster

photocopied monster

This is a sheet of copier paper with a grainy, blurry likeness of a %copymonster on it.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded
Quest Item

(In-game plural: photocopied monsters)

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Item number: 4873
Description ID: 835898159
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Obtained From

Items

portable photocopier

Clan VIP Lounge

A Fax Machine

When Used

• First use each day:

Go into combat with your butt, somebody else's butt, or a copied monster. The copied monster's usual pre-fight text is replaced with:

"You gaze at the photocopy and think back to the time you fought that <monster name>. Seems like it was just yesterday... Actually, it seems like it was just today -- in fact, it seems like it's happening again, right now!"

• When used to summon Mr Skullhead's butt:

You stare at the photocopy, wondering why Mr Skullhead had to sign their name on their photocopied butt, when suddenly the butt leaps out of the copy and attacks you!

May I suggest a rebuttal in the form of butt battering, lest you be the butt of the joke?

• Subsequent uses in a day:

You get nauseated just thinking about the smell of copier toner. You don't think you can handle another one of these things today.

• If used with a monster that can no longer be copied:

Turns out this was just a photocopy of the photocopier lid. It's pretty avant-garde if you think about it, but you don't think about it. You just throw it away.

• If used with 0 adventures left:

You don't have time to look at a photocopy of a thing.

Notes

• Can be used when falling-down drunk.