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*The consumption text for shoots and leaves refers to the following grammar joke: | *The consumption text for shoots and leaves refers to the following grammar joke: | ||
:A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some bamboo. After he finishes, he pulls out a revolver, fires it at the ceiling, and leaves without paying. When the manager demands an explanation for the behavior, the panda hands him a dictionary and points to the entry for "panda", which reads" "a bear-like mammal native to China that eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves". (Note the unneccessary commas) | :A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some bamboo. After he finishes, he pulls out a revolver, fires it at the ceiling, and leaves without paying. When the manager demands an explanation for the behavior, the panda hands him a dictionary and points to the entry for "panda", which reads" "a bear-like mammal native to China that eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves". (Note the unneccessary commas) | ||
The joke relates to the controversial grammar book, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Guide to Punctuation" by Lynne Truss. | |||
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Revision as of 18:29, 1 December 2006
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The Eating Cave is located on Crimbo Rock, and is also known as the Place For Eating.
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Grog, the Eating-Making Cave Elf
"Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!" |
Items Sold
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twigs and gravel (50 pebbles, 3 fullness) |
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shoots and leaves (75 pebbles, 4 fullness) |
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bowl of unidentifiable goo (100 pebbles, 5 fullness) |
| Firewater | |
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fermented honey (50 pebbles, 3 drunkenness) |
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moons-shine (75 pebbles, 4 drunkenness) |
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gin (100 pebbles, 5 drunkenness) |
References
- The consumption text for shoots and leaves refers to the following grammar joke:
- A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some bamboo. After he finishes, he pulls out a revolver, fires it at the ceiling, and leaves without paying. When the manager demands an explanation for the behavior, the panda hands him a dictionary and points to the entry for "panda", which reads" "a bear-like mammal native to China that eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves". (Note the unneccessary commas)
The joke relates to the controversial grammar book, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Guide to Punctuation" by Lynne Truss.
