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The Eating Cave is located on Crimbo Rock, and is also known as the Place For Eating.

Grog, the Eating-Making Cave Elf

"Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!"

Eats
	twigs and gravel (50 pebbles, 3 fullness)
	shoots and leaves (75 pebbles, 4 fullness)
	bowl of unidentifiable goo (100 pebbles, 5 fullness)

Firewater
	fermented honey (50 pebbles, 3 drunkenness)
	moons-shine (75 pebbles, 4 drunkenness)
	gin (100 pebbles, 5 drunkenness)

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-==References==
-*The consumption text for shoots and leaves refers to the following grammar joke:
-:A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some bamboo. After he finishes, he pulls out a revolver, fires it at the ceiling, and leaves without paying. When the manager demands an explanation for the behavior, the panda hands him a dictionary and points to the entry for "panda", which reads" "a bear-like mammal native to China that eats bamboo, shoots, and leaves". (Note the unneccessary commas, the [[Comma Chameleon]] strikes again.)
-:The joke relates to the controversial grammar book, "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Guide to Punctuation" by Lynne Truss.
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