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!colspan="2"|Eats
!colspan="2"|Eats
{{RestaurantItem|item=twigs and gravel|price=50|currency=pebbles|desc=3 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=twigs and gravel|price=50|currency=pebbles|desc=3 fullness}}
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| ||Even though prehistoric food is pretty rough on a modern palate, the hippies would love this dish (and quite frequently, indeed, do eat it). It's a big bowl of twigs, with some gravel mixed in for texture. It's sure to get your colon a-marching.
{{RestaurantItem|item=shoots and leaves|price=75|currency=pebbles|desc=4 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=shoots and leaves|price=75|currency=pebbles|desc=4 fullness}}
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| ||The favorite dish of gun-toting panda (or koala) bears everywhere, this is a big bowl of shoots and leaves. All this greenery is sure to be good for your colon, and possibly your semicolon. We were never quite sure how that thing works.
{{RestaurantItem|item=bowl of unidentifiable goo|price=100|currency=pebbles|desc=5 fullness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=bowl of unidentifiable goo|price=100|currency=pebbles|desc=5 fullness}}
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| ||This appears to be anything a cave-elf might eat -- which includes a good many things we'd rather not mention -- mashed up into a sticky green paste. Happy Crimbo, I guess.
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!colspan="2"|Firewater
!colspan="2"|Firewater
{{RestaurantItem|item=fermented honey|price=50|currency=pebbles|desc=3 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=fermented honey|price=50|currency=pebbles|desc=3 drunkenness}}
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| ||This is bee-spit, harvested from spitting bees and kept in a hole in the ground until all the sugar turned to alcohol. It's sure to give you a killer, wicked buzz.
{{RestaurantItem|item=moons-shine|price=75|currency=pebbles|desc=4 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=moons-shine|price=75|currency=pebbles|desc=4 drunkenness}}
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| ||In the times before tasty alcoholic beverages were discovered, cave elves would occasionally stumble on a recipe for making booze -- usually by leaving a pile of fruit and vegetables to rot, then drinking whatever leaked out of it. Case in point: this stuff. Hold your nose when you drink it.
{{RestaurantItem|item=gin|price=100|currency=pebbles|desc=5 drunkenness}}
{{RestaurantItem|item=gin|price=100|currency=pebbles|desc=5 drunkenness}}
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| ||Oddly enough, gin has existed since the dawn of time. When the first protozoans got together at single cell bars, they drank gin. It's always tasted exactly like a pine branch dipped in kerosene, but it's not quite as strong now as it used to be.
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*Grog's greeting "Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!" may be a reference to a similar phrase shouted at Will Smith in 'Men In Black' by the little coffee drinking monsters.  
*Grog's greeting "Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!" may be a reference to a similar phrase shouted at Will Smith in 'Men In Black' by the little coffee drinking monsters.  


*The shoots and leaves are a reference to the joke "A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich. When he has to pay his bill, he shoots the waiter. The panda gets up to leave, but the owner yells, "What are you doing? You shot my waiter and haven't paid  the bill!". The panda replies, "I'm a panda! Look it up!" and promptly leaves. The owner went on the internet and found this: Panda Bears are known as an endangered species. They are recognized by their black and white fur. Eats, shoots and leaves.
*The use of the words "killer" and "buzz" as used in the fermented honey description are a reference to bees. The former referring to killer bees, the latter referring to the sound commonly associated with bees.
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Eating Cave
Eating Cave

The Eating Cave is located on Crimbo Rock, and is also known as the Place For Eating.

Grog Grog, the Eating-Making Cave Elf

"Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!"

Items Sold

Eats
twigs and gravel twigs and gravel (50 pebbles, 3 fullness)
shoots and leaves shoots and leaves (75 pebbles, 4 fullness)
bowl of unidentifiable goo bowl of unidentifiable goo (100 pebbles, 5 fullness)
Firewater
fermented honey fermented honey (50 pebbles, 3 drunkenness)
moons-shine moons-shine (75 pebbles, 4 drunkenness)
gin gin (100 pebbles, 5 drunkenness)

Notes

  • The "pebbles" referred to are meat.

References

  • Grog's greeting "Ugh no gala ka kreeshta!" may be a reference to a similar phrase shouted at Will Smith in 'Men In Black' by the little coffee drinking monsters.
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