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It revs up its engine, gets the r.p.m.'s up to the redline, peels out, leaves a smoking patch of rubber on the asphalt, and drives right over you. The tire tracks really go with your outfit, though. {{ouch|6}}
It revs up its engine, gets the r.p.m.'s up to the redline, peels out, leaves a smoking patch of rubber on the asphalt, and drives right over you. The tire tracks really go with your outfit, though. {{ouch|6}}


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Occurs at [[The Junkyard]].
Occurs at [[The Junkyard]].
==Notes==
==Notes==
*Never misses.
*Never misses, unless forced to miss by something like [[The Crown of Ed the Undying]].
 
==References==
==References==
*This is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:AMC Gremlin|AMC Gremlin]], a car built by the now-defunct American Motor Company.
*This is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:AMC Gremlin|AMC Gremlin]], a car built by the now-defunct American Motor Company.
*The "little funny hat" passage refers to [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]] in fezzes, driving miniature cars and throwing candy to children during parades.
*The "little funny hat" passage refers to [[Wikipedia:Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine|Shriners]] in fezzes, driving miniature cars and throwing candy to children during parades.

Revision as of 04:37, 10 September 2018

A.M.C. gremlin You're fighting an A.M.C. gremlin

This is an Ambulatory Motor Car gremlin. Basically, it's a slimy, foul-tempered, fanged, clawed little bastard which has used spare parts in the junkyard to build itself a little car to drive. All it needs is a little funny hat, and it could go around pelting children with hard candy. As it is, the wheels just drastically increase this gremlin's clawing-and-maiming radius.

Hit Message(s):

It pulls up, slams on the brakes, and engulfs you in a choking cloud of dust and exhaust. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Oof!

It switches on its high-beams and blinds you. Don't you hate jerks that do that? Ow! Eek! Argh! Ugh!

It opens its radiator and spits boiling hot water at you. Ow! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! (hot damage)

It runs over you. You feel a little tired. Eek! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!

It revs up its engine, gets the r.p.m.'s up to the redline, peels out, leaves a smoking patch of rubber on the asphalt, and drives right over you. The tire tracks really go with your outfit, though. Ugh! Ouch! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

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He tries to you[sic] in the <bung>, but misses.


After Combat
You gain 40−60 Meat
You acquire an item: gremlin juice (3.3% chance)*

If Yossarian's quest was completed as a War Frat

You acquire an item: gremlin mutagen (4.7% chance)*

If Yossarian's quest was completed as a War Hippy

You acquire an item: extra-potent gremlin mutagen (5.3% chance)*
You gain 42-43 <substat>.

Occurs at The Junkyard.

Notes

References

  • This is a reference to the AMC Gremlin, a car built by the now-defunct American Motor Company.
  • The "little funny hat" passage refers to Shriners in fezzes, driving miniature cars and throwing candy to children during parades.