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You giggle and hang on the Guardsman's arm, marveling at how strong he is. You twirl your hair, smile, squeeze his biceps, the whole eleven yards. When he leaves to go pick you some pretty flowers, you delve deeper into the basement. | You giggle and hang on the Guardsman's arm, marveling at how strong he is. You twirl your hair, smile, squeeze his biceps, the whole eleven yards. When he leaves to go pick you some pretty flowers, you delve deeper into the basement. | ||
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Revision as of 11:41, 17 June 2006
Female characters
You enter the room and see a very very very very very very suave Knob Goblin Elite Guardsman blocking the stairs to the next level. Looks like you're going to have to use your feminine wiles to get past him.
(Failed attempt)
You giggle and hang on the Guardsman's arm, marveling at how strong he is. Then you accidentally let slip that you were referring to his body odor. Good going, girly.
(Successful attempt)
You giggle and hang on the Guardsman's arm, marveling at how strong he is. You twirl your hair, smile, squeeze his biceps, the whole eleven yards. When he leaves to go pick you some pretty flowers, you delve deeper into the basement.
Male characters
You enter the room and see a very very very very attractive Sorority Orc blocking your way to the stairs. Looks like you're gonna have to sweet-talk your way past her if you want to continue.
(Failed attempt)
You ask the Sorority Orc if she lives around here often. She laughs, pours herself a drink, and throws it in your face.
Smooth, dude. Real smooth.
(Successful attempt)
You tell the Sorority Orc you've forgotten your phone number and ask if you can have hers. She laughs, and the two of you flirt until her defenses are demolished. Then you knock her out and continue deeper into the basement.
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- The number of "very"s displayed changes with dungeon depth.
