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|text=When you live in an ancient ruin in the middle of the jungle, your biggest problem is keeping things clean. (Okay, the ''second''-biggest problem, after "being eaten by wild animals".) Which explains why the pygmy janitors are among the most highly-respected members of the tribe. I mean, you've gotta give some props to the guy whose job it is to clean and polish a dirt floor. How does he even know when to stop? | |text=When you live in an ancient ruin in the middle of the jungle, your biggest problem is keeping things clean. (Okay, the ''second''-biggest problem, after "being eaten by wild animals".) Which explains why the pygmy janitors are among the most highly-respected members of the tribe. I mean, you've gotta give some props to the guy whose job it is to clean and polish a dirt floor. How does he even know when to stop? | ||
|hit=He mops the floor with you. The worst part is he keeps sticking your head in that filthy mop bucket. {{ouch|7}} {{element|stench}} | |||
He pulls out a huge wad of used chewing gum and hucks it at you. {{ouch|8}} {{element|sleaze}} | |||
|miss=? | |||
|critical=? | |||
|fumble=?}} | |||
{{meat|Mval=90}} | |||
{{stat|38}} | |||
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Occurs in [[Ruins]]. | |||
==References== | |||
Revision as of 08:11, 25 August 2013
| Pygmy janitor | |
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| Monster ID | 1427 |
| Locations | The Hidden Apartment Building, The Hidden Bowling Alley, The Hidden Hospital, The Hidden Office Building, The Hidden Park |
| Hit Points | 155 |
| Attack | 142 |
| Defense | 150 |
| Initiative | 10 |
| Meat | 72-108 |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | all-purpose cleaner, book of matches, jungle floor wax, short-handled mop |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a pygmy janitorWhen you live in an ancient ruin in the middle of the jungle, your biggest problem is keeping things clean. (Okay, the second-biggest problem, after "being eaten by wild animals".) Which explains why the pygmy janitors are among the most highly-respected members of the tribe. I mean, you've gotta give some props to the guy whose job it is to clean and polish a dirt floor. How does he even know when to stop?
Hit Message(s):
He mops the floor with you. The worst part is he keeps sticking your head in that filthy mop bucket. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Ooh! (stench damage)
He pulls out a huge wad of used chewing gum and hucks it at you. Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
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 | You gain 72-108 Meat (average: 90, stdev: 7.75)* |
| You gain 38 <substat>. |
Occurs in Ruins.
