Pygmy janitor

Pygmy janitor
Monster ID	1427
Locations	The Hidden Apartment Building, The Hidden Bowling Alley, The Hidden Hospital, The Hidden Office Building, The Hidden Park
Hit Points	155
Attack	142
Defense	150
Initiative	10
Meat	72-108
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	all-purpose cleaner, book of matches, jungle floor wax, short-handled mop
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a pygmy janitor

When you live in an ancient ruin in the middle of the jungle, your biggest problem is keeping things clean. (Okay, the second-biggest problem, after "being eaten by wild animals".) Which explains why the pygmy janitors are among the most highly-respected members of the tribe. I mean, you've gotta give some props to the guy whose job it is to clean and polish a dirt floor. How does he even know when to stop?

Hit Message(s):

He mops the floor with you. The worst part is he keeps sticking your head in that filthy mop bucket. Ouch! Ow! Oof! Ouch! Ow! Ouch! Eek! (stench damage)

He pulls out a huge wad of used chewing gum and hucks it at you. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ooh! Ow! Ugh! Ow! Oof! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gain 72-108 Meat (average: 90, stdev: 7.75)*

You gain 38 <substat>.

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Occurs in Ruins.