Balsa plank

balsa plank

This is a plank of light, soft balsa wood. It's good for introductory woodworking, because you could cut it with a butterknife, so you're less likely to lose a thumb forcing it through the table saw.

You gotta wonder why Shop class doesn't just use butter, though. Maybe they can't afford to keep the room cold enough, or maybe fewer students would sign up for Butter Shop versus Wood Shop.

Type: usable
Selling Price: 6 Meat.

(In-game plural: balsa planks)

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Obtained From

Shop Class

out-of-control bandsaw

X-fingered Shop Teacher

When Used

You chant hilariously and smack yourself in the face with the plank.

You lose 10−15 hit points.

You lose an effect: Beaten Up

Notes

• Is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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