Robortender

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Robortender
Robot bartender mixes cocktails, starts fights. What more do you need?

Improves meat drops, grants PvP fights, discovers new cocktail ingredients... and more?

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Ability: Drops cocktail ingredients that make drinks, drinks the drinks it makes for bonuses, Leprechaun that grants PvP fights

Throne/Bjorn: +20% Meat from Monsters, attacks enemies

Hatchling: unpowered Robortender

Familiar-Specific Equipment: toggle switch (Bartend), toggle switch (Bounce)

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• After Combat, granting meat:

  <name> berates your fallen adversary for not tipping, and checks their pockets.

  <name> fishes some meat out of your foe's pockets, and puts it in his tip jar.

  <name> polishes a glass while winking at you.

  <name> winks at you with a click like a camera shutter.

• After Combat, granting PvP Fights:

  <name> teaches you some old bouncer tricks that might come in handy in PvP.

• After Combat, giving drinks:

  • "Allow Me To Recommend A Local Specialty," <name> says, and hands you a <something>.

    "Fighting Works Up A Real Thirst," <name> comments, and hands you a <something>.

    "Freshen Your Drink, Sir or Madam?" <name> queries, handing you a <something>.

    "Have One For The Road," <name> suggests, and gives you a <something>.

    "I Hope I Am Not Enabling Any Addictions You Might Have," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.

    "It's Always Happy Hour Somewhere," <name> says as it hands you a<something>.

    "Perhaps You Would Enjoy A Drink Relevant To The Current Circumstances," <name> says, and gives you a <something>.

    "This Reminds Me Of A Classic Recipe," <name> says as it gives you a <something>.

    "Why Not Celebrate The Occasion With A Drink?" <name> says, offering you a <something>.

    "Why Not Try A Popular Local Recipe?" <name> says as it hands you a <something>.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, giving mixers:

  • <name> practices a complex cocktail juggling move. You catch a <something> as it whizzes past your face.

    <name> gives you a thumbs-up with a special thumb attachment it has for the purpose, and tosses you a <something>.

    "Have One On The House," <name> says, handing you a glass. Which is empty except for a <something>.

    "Please Enjoy A Complimentary Snack," <name> says, handing you a <something>.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• When being given a drink from inventory:

  • "I Do Not Mind If I Do," <name> says as it accepts the cocktail and pours it into a funnel on its chest.

    "That's Very Kind Of You, Sir Or Madam," <name> says, dumping the cocktail into its front panel.

    "The More The Merrier, Am I Not Correct?" <name> says, and pours the drink into its chest tank.

• When being given a drink from inventory, that it has already been given today:

  • It looks like your Robortender doesn't want another of those today.

• When being given a drink from inventory, after haven been given five drinks today:

  • It looks like your Robortender has had enough for the day.

• During combat, after drinking great old fashioned or R'lyeh:

  • <name> shows your opponent a 6000-meat bar tab, causing X%^[sic] points of shock and alarm.

    <name> startles your opponent with a novelty skull-shaped tiki glass, causing X%^[sic] damage.

• After combat, after drinking eighth plague or literal grasshopper

  • <name> wipes your brow with a bar towel and gives your shoulders a quick rub before sending you back into the ring.

    <name> mixes you up a quick protein shake.

• After combat, after drinking soilzerac or dirt julep

  • <name> gives you some sage advice. Or rather bartender advice, which is pretty similar.

    <name> offers you some homespun wisdom gleaned from years of bartending. It's pretty good.

• After combat, after drinking shroomtini or moreltini:

  • <name> teaches you some smooth pick-up lines.

    <name> tells you a joke, which is too dirty to relate here but it's really funny, trust me.

You gain X Chutzpah.

• After combat, after drinking morning dew or hell in a bucket

  • <name> passes you a glass of soda water. "It Is Important To Stay Hydrated."

You gain X Mana Points.

• After combat, after drinking extremely slippery nipple or Mysterious Island iced tea:

  • <name> passes you a free shot of something green, which turns out to be aloe. Blech. But also ahhh.

    <name> passes you a shot glass full of bandaids.

    <name> pours you a shot of red potion.

You gain X hit points.

• After combat, after drinking whiskey squeeze or Newark

"I Believe You Dropped This, Sir/Madam," <name>, handing you something.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• After combat, after drinking mentholated wine or Feliz Navidad

<name> passes you a bowl of peanuts. Except instead of peanuts, it's candy.

You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  <name> hurls an empty beer bottle from of your hat, dealing X damage. You Owe Five Meat For The Deposit, it calls down to your opponent.

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  <name> pitches an empty whiskey bottle over your shoulder, hitting your opponent for X damage and just barely missing your ear.

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

• With wax lips equipped:
  

Booze Drops

Type	Item	Basic Booze	Weak Booze	Weak Effect	Weak Robortender Ability	Mixer	Strong Booze	Strong Effect	Strong Robortender Ability
Beasts	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Bugs	pickled grasshopper	bottle of tequila	literal grasshopper	+50% Initiative	???	olive	eighth plague	+100% Initiative	+5 muscle substats per combat
Constellations	bottle of anís	bottle of tequila	double entendre	Maximum MP +50%	???	lemon	single entendre	Maximum MP +100%	???
Constructs	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Demons	bottle of novelty hot sauce	bottle of rum	Phlegethon	+20 Hot Damage +20 Damage to Hot Spells	???	orange	reverse Tantalus	+40 Hot Damage +40 Damage to Hot Spells	???
Dudes	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Elementals	elemental sugarcube	bottle of vodka	Siberian sunrise	Mysticality +20	???	grapefruit	elemental caipiroska	Mysticality +40	Deals Cold Damage during combat.
Elves	peppermint sprig	boxed wine	mentholated wine	+5 to Familiar Weight	???	orange	Feliz Navidad	+5 to Familiar Weight	Grants random Candy sometimes after combat
Fish	bottle of clam juice	bottle of vodka	low tide martini	+5 Fishing Skill	???	olive	Bloody Nora	+10 Fishing Skill	Familiar can breathe underwater
Goblins	cocktail mushroom	bottle of gin	shroomtini	+25% Item Drops from Monsters	Gain moxie at end of combat	olive	moreltini	+50% Item Drops from Monsters	+5 moxie substats per combat
Hippies	shot of granola liqueur	bottle of rum	morning dew	+20 Stench Damage +20 Damage to Stench Spells	???	soda water	hell in a bucket	+40 Stench Damage +40 Damage to Stench Spells	Gives MP after combat
Hobos	can of cherry-flavored sterno	bottle of whiskey	whiskey squeeze	+10 Hobo Power	???	orange	Newark	+10 Hobo Power	Grants items from I Refuse! sometimes after combat
Horrors	lump of black ichor	bottle of whiskey	great old fashioned	+20 Spooky Damage +20 Damage to Spooky Spells	Deals Spooky Damage damage during combat.	strawberry	R'lyeh	+40 Spooky Damage +40 Damage to Spooky Spells	Deals Spooky Damage damage during combat.
Humanoids	bottle of gregnadigne	boxed wine	Gnomish sagngria	Muscle +20	???	strawberry	Gnollish sangria	Muscle +40	Deals physical damage during combat.
Mer-Kin	bottle of Crème de Fugu	bottle of vodka	vodka stinger	So-so Hot Resistance (+2) So-so Cold Resistance (+2) So-so Stench Resistance (+2) So-so Spooky Resistance (+2) So-so Sleaze Resistance (+2)	???	lemon	vodka barracuda	Stupendous Hot Resistance (+4) Stupendous Cold Resistance (+4) Stupendous Stench Resistance (+4) Stupendous Spooky Resistance (+4) Stupendous Sleaze Resistance (+4)	???
Orcs	baby oil shooter	bottle of tequila	extremely slippery nipple	+20 Sleaze Damage +20 Damage to Sleaze Spells	???	soda water	Mysterious Island iced tea	+40 Sleaze Damage +40 Damage to Sleaze Spells	Gives HP after combat
Penguins	mentholated wine	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	orange	Feliz Navidad	+5 to Familiar Weight	Grants random Candy sometimes after combat
Pirates	limepatch	bottle of rum	Churchill	Moxie +20	???	grapefruit	Gunner's Daughter(?)	Moxie +40	Deals Sleaze Damage during combat.
Plants	pile of dirt	bottle of whiskey	soilzerac	+50% Meat from Monsters	???	lemon	dirt julep	+100% Meat from Monsters	+5 mysticality substats per combat
Slimes	slime shooter	bottle of gin	London frog	Maximum HP +100%	???	strawberry	Simepore slime	Maximum HP +200%	???
Undead	Basic booze and mixers	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Weird	imaginary lemon	bottle of gin	nothingtini	+20 to Monster Level	???	soda water	Phil Collins	+40 to Monster Level	Delevels by (weight/2) before every combat.