Rotund duck

Rotund duck
Monster ID	561
Locations	The Granary, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War)
Hit Points	195
Attack	175
Defense	157
No-Hit	185
Initiative	40
Meat	240-360
Phylum	beast
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, leg, tail, torso, wing
Drops	duct tape
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a rotund duck

Remember that time you did that thing in the barn that sent all of those ducks storming into Farmer McMillicancuddy's granary? This duck does, because this is one of those ducks. Looks like he's been eating pretty well.

Hit Message(s):

It steps on your toe. Man, that's one heavy duck. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ow! Eek!

When this duck sits around your head, it sits around your head. Which makes breathing difficult. Ugh! Argh! Ugh! Argh! Argh! Ouch! Argh!

It snaps greedily at your <face> with its bill. Aww, snap, that hurt. Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh! Ow! Ow!

It wobbles its chins at you. Gross. Ooh! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Ow! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

It flaps its wings, straining with the effort of hoisting its bulk into the air. It finally gets enough altitude to fly over your head, then drops like a stone wrapped in a bowling ball, right on top of your brainpan. Ow! Eek! Ow! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

  |miss=It waddles after you, but runs out of breath and has to rest.

It wobbles its chins at you, comparing quantatively to a Chinese phonebook.

It snaps at you with its bill, but you snap back that it should cut it out. }}

You gain 326−369 Meat

You acquire an item: duct tape (??% chance)*

You gain 43-44 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Granary.