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|image=duckfat.gif | |||
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|name=rotund duck | |||
|text=Remember that time you did that thing in the barn that sent all of those ducks storming into Farmer McMillicancuddy's granary? This duck does, because this is one of those ducks. Looks like he's been eating pretty well. | |||
|hit=It steps on your toe. Man, that's one heavy duck. {{ouch|7}} | |||
When this duck sits around your head, it sits ''around'' your head. Which makes breathing difficult. {{ouch|7}} | When this duck sits around your head, it sits ''around'' your head. Which makes breathing difficult. {{ouch|7}} | ||
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It wobbles its chins at you. Gross. {{ouch|6}} {{element|sleaze}} | It wobbles its chins at you. Gross. {{ouch|6}} {{element|sleaze}} | ||
|miss=It waddles after you, but runs out of breath and has to rest. | |||
It tries to step on your toe, but you're too fleet of foot. | It tries to step on your toe, but you're too fleet of foot. | ||
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* [[The Granary]] | * [[The Granary]] | ||
* [[McMillicancuddy's Farm (post-war)]] | * [[McMillicancuddy's Farm (post-war)]] | ||
==References== | |||
*The fumble message may refer to [[Wikipedia:Pickwickian syndrome|Pickwickian syndrome]], which is marked by drowsiness in severely obese people (or in this case, ducks) caused by sleep apnea. | |||
[[Category: Combat Adventures]] | |||
Revision as of 01:48, 16 July 2007
| Rotund duck | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 561 |
| Locations | The Granary, McMillicancuddy's Farm (Post-War) |
| Hit Points | 195 |
| Attack | 175 |
| Defense | 157 |
| No-Hit | 185 |
| Initiative | 40 |
| Meat | 240-360 |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, torso, wing |
| Drops | duct tape |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a rotund duckRemember that time you did that thing in the barn that sent all of those ducks storming into Farmer McMillicancuddy's granary? This duck does, because this is one of those ducks. Looks like he's been eating pretty well.
Hit Message(s):
It steps on your toe. Man, that's one heavy duck. Eek! Eek! Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
When this duck sits around your head, it sits around your head. Which makes breathing difficult. Oof! Eek! Eek! Oof! Ooh! Ugh! Ooh!
It snaps greedily at your <shoulder> with its bill. Aww, snap, that hurt. Ooh! Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Ooh!
It wobbles its chins at you. Gross. Ouch! Ooh! Ouch! Ow! Eek! Oof! (sleaze damage)
It flaps its wings, straining with the effort of hoisting its bulk into the air. It finally gets enough altitude to fly over your head, then drops like a stone wrapped in a bowling ball, right on top of your brainpan. Ugh! Eek! Ugh! Oof! Ouch!
It waddles after you, but runs out of breath and has to rest.
It tries to step on your toe, but you're too fleet of foot.
It wobbles its chins at you, comparing quantatively to a Chinese phonebook.
It snaps at you with its bill, but you snap back that it should cut it out.
It waddles after you, then stops, sighs, and falls asleep for a few minutes, snoring heavily. It wakes up, looks around blearily, and tries to find more grain to eat. (FUMBLE!)
 | You gain 326−369 Meat |
 | You acquire an item: duct tape (??% chance)* |
| You gain 43-44 <substat>. |
Occurs at:
References
- The fumble message may refer to Pickwickian syndrome, which is marked by drowsiness in severely obese people (or in this case, ducks) caused by sleep apnea.
