S'more

s'more

S'guy (or s'gal) shot you with a s'more gun, and now you've got s'of this marshmallow/chocolate/graham cracker concoction to contend with. You should probably brush your teeth and do s'pushups after you eat it.

Type: food (crappy)
Size: ???
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: s'mores)

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Item number: 5071
Description ID: 750608809
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Obtained From

Items

s'more gun

When Consumed

You eat the s'more. It's gooey and delicious, but the lingering stickiness makes you wish you'd eaten s'less, or worn s'gloves.

You gain X Adventures.

(You gain Y Fullness.)

Notes

• As you eat more s'mores, they take up s'more fullness, and you get s'more adventures. The amount of fullness taken is equal to the number of s'mores eaten, including the one being eaten. (So the first is 1, the second is 2, etc.) The number of adventures gained is shown in the table below. These values do not reset on rollover. They do reset on ascension. Assuming 15 s'mores are eaten in an ascension, the total adventures per fullness is 691/120, or 5.76.

• The nth s'more eaten in an ascension yields n^1.75 adventures, rounded up

S'mores Eaten	Adventures Gained	Adv/Full	Munchies	Milk	Salad fork	Munchies and Milk	Munchies and Salad fork	Milk and Salad fork	Munchies, Milk, and Salad fork
1	1	1	4	2	2	5	6	3	7
2	4	2	6	6	6	8	8	8	10
3	7	2.33	8	10	10	11	11	13	14
4	12	3	13	16	16	17	17	20	21
5	17	3.4	18	22	23	23	24	28	29
6	24	4	25	30	32	31	33	38	39
7	31	4.43	32	38	41	39	42	48	49
8	39	4.88	40	47	51	48	52	59	60
9	47	5.22	48	56	62	57	63	71	72
10	57	5.7	58	67	75	68	76	85	86
11	67	6.09	68	78	88	79	89	99	100
12	78	6.5	79	90	102	91	103	114	115
13	90	6.92	91	103	117	104	119	130	132
14	102	7.29	103	116	133	117	134	147	148
15	115	7.67	116	130	150	131	151	165	166
16	128	8	129	144	167	145	168	183	184
17	143	8.41	144	160	186	161	188	203	205
18	158	8.78	159	176	206	177	207	224	225
19	173	9.11	174	192	225	193	227	244	246
20	190	9.5	191	210	247	211	249	267	269
21	207	9.86	208	228	270	229	271	291	292
22	224	10.18	225	246	292	247	293	314	315
23	242	10.52	243	265	315	266	316	338	339
24	261	10.88	262	285	340	286	341	364	365
25	280	11.2	281	305	364	306	366	389	391
26	300	11.53	301	326	390	327	392	416	418
27	320	11.85	321	347	416	348	418	443	445
28	341	12.18	342	369	444	370	445	472	473
29	363	12.52	364	392	472	393	474	501	503
30	385	12.83	386	415	501	416	502	531	532
31	408	13.16	409	439	531	440	532	562	563
32	431	13.47	432	463	561	464	562	593	594
33	455	13.79	456	488	592	489	593	625	626
34	479	14.09	480	513	623	514	624	657	658
35	504	14.4	505	539	656	540	657	691	692
36	530	14.72	531	566	689	567	691	725	727

• A normal character with Stomach of Steel could eat 20 s'mores, followed by an additional s'more every Feast of Boris for three (real-life) years. This would end on the 15th FoB with a 35-fullness s'more that provided 504 adventures, or 690 adventures with a salad fork and 4 glasses of milk of magnesium. This is ~19.7 adventures per fullness, and may be the most effective turn-generating diet possible without using the Canticle of Carboloading.
• An Avatar of Boris with Stomach of Steel and Legendary Appetite can eat 30(31) s'mores much more quickly, in 20(21) days, or 19 days with the use of either a spice melange or a distention pill to eat the 15th and 16th in one day. The 21st day, and the 31st s'more, would require a distension pill specifically.
  • An alternate faster method to achieve the 31st through 35th s'more consumptions, and all the way to a 36th, is possibe by starting with this same method. This can be achieved by starting in a Normal Avatar of Boris ascension and eating 31 s'mores before freeing the King. Then free the King and eat one s'more each across five Feasts of Boris. This would take approximately one year, given that Thanksgiving produces an extra Feast of Boris.
  • With the introduction of the Ultra Mega Sour Ball, the 31st s'more can be reached even sooner. With 30 fullness, eat s'mores 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7, then eat a spice melange and Ultra Mega Sour Ball, followed by your 8th s'more. 9, 10, and 11 can be eaten on day 2 with no fanfare, followed by 12 and 13 on day 3, 14 and 15 on day 4. 16 and 17 on day 5 require one of spice melange or Ultra Mega Sour Ball; 18 and 19 can both be taken on day 6 by means of all 3 methods, the distention pill, spice melange and Ultra Mega Sour Ball. From there, 20 through 31 take 1 day each (the last requiring a distention pill as before), which means this diet is now achievable in 18 days for the 31st s'more, though it once again requires 5 Feasts of Boris to reach s'more 36.
  • Furthermore, this method, given Boris's further enhanced eating abilities of up to +2 adv/fullness for the first 31 s'mores puts the maximum efficacy of this strategy to over 21 adventures per fullness over an entire ascension.

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