Scary pirate (cursed)

This page is in need of content. drops, messages, etc

Scary pirate
Monster ID	307
Locations	using a cursed piece of thirteen (1/3 chance; 2/3 chance with Curse Magnet)
Hit Points	200
Attack	150
Defense	135
No-Hit	160
Initiative	∞
Meat	36-54
Phylum	pirate
Elements	spooky
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	cursed breeches, cursed cutlass, cursed eyepatch, folder (skull and crossbones)
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting a scary pirate

You look at the piece of thirteen, and consider taking it to a rare coin dealer to see if it's worth anything. Before you can make up your mind, you hear a groan and a rotting hand grabs you by the shoulder from behind. You whirl around to see a horrifying zombie pirate. "Can... Can I help you?" you stammer. "No," replies the pirate, his voice thick with ooze and decaying throat-bits, "I am beyond help. And so will ye be, now that ye've touched that cursed coin. Allow me to put ye out of yer misery, matey."

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to loot your booty, but you shake it too fast for him to keep up.

He swings his rusty cutlass at you, but it's too dull to cut you. Regardless of whether you're a lass or not.

He moans "brrraaaiiiaaarrrnns!" and starts to gnaw on your skull, but does a pretty lousy jeorb.

Fumble Message:

not known

---

After Combat

You gain ? Meat

You acquire an item: cursed breeches (? chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

---

Occurs randomly when using a cursed piece of thirteen.