Sentient ATM

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Sentient ATM
Monster ID	1646
Locations	The Post-Mall
Hit Points	1
Attack	1
Defense	0
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	camera, keypad, monitor
Drops	Chroner
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting a sentient ATM

In the horrible dystopian future, the economy has crashed so hard that all the ATMs have revolted and are trying to murder the filthy greedy money-grubbing humans. This one is eager to help you make a withdrawal. From the blood bank.

Hit Message(s):

The slot on the ATM opens up and a bundle of cash flies out, hitting you in the <forehead>.

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

It beeps ineffectually.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You gather all of the Chroners that you knocked loose from the ATM.

You acquire some Chroner

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Occurs at The Post-Mall.

Notes

• Occurs every 11 adventures spent in The Post-Mall.
• The number of Chroner dropped is based on the total damage done to the sentient ATM. Chroner dropped is 2*rround(log(totaldamage)) + {1, 2, 3}, where rround is the random rounding function. Those who wear a time-twitching toolbelt will receive one to three additional Chroners.
• According to the code visible during the Twitch livestream, total Chroner drop is capped at 25. Which seems excessive, since this assumes damage of 7 trillion, and most numbers are capped at signed MAXINT, or 2 billion.
• This monster's hit points are fixed at 1. As such, it is defeated after only one round of taking damage.
• Immune to insta-kills.
• This monster cannot be copied.