Shirts

[ Return to Game Mechanics ]

Shirts are equipment that can be worn on your torso. However, you need to have the Torso Awaregness skill before you even realize what a torso is, that you may have one, and where you might be able to find yours. Below is a listing of all of the shirts currently available, and their respective power.

Name	Power	Req	Notes
chamoisole	200	200 Muscle	Serious Slime Resistance
Chester's muscle shirt	200	200 Muscle	Muscle +20% Damage Reduction: +10
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat	200	200 Muscle	+15 Spooky Damage +15 Stench Damage +15 Hot Damage +15 Cold Damage +15 Sleaze Damage Superhuman Resistance to All Elements
letterman's jacket	200	200 Muscle	Slight Slime Resistance All Attributes +10% Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
Mer-kin breastplate	200	85 Muscle	Damage Absorption +40 Regenerate 10-20 HP per adventure
sea salt scrubs	200	85 Muscle	Mysticality +15% Maximum HP/MP +400
shark jumper	200	85 Muscle	Serious Resistance to All Elements Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
duct tape shirt	195	82 Muscle	Moxie +9 +20% Meat from Monsters
bat-ass leather jacket	180	77 Muscle	Mysticality +10 Slight Resistance to All Elements
asbestos apron	170	70 Muscle	Serious Hot Resistance
snailmail hauberk	165	67 Muscle	Damage Absorption +60 Regenerate 6-14 HP and MP per adventure
sealhide cloak	160	65 Muscle	So-So Cold Resistance
star shirt	165	67 Muscle	All Attributes +5
Grimacite gown	150	40 Muscle	A prize from The Raffle House Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
grungy flannel shirt	150	60 Moxie	Moxie +11
spangly mariachi vest	150	60 Muscle	Moxie +10% Combat Initiative -25%
palm-frond cloak	140	55 Muscle	So-So Resistance to All Elements
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	See item entry
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	+3 Extra PvP Fights
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	+3 Extra Rollover Adventures
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	130	50 Muscle	50% Discount on Gift Packages
Grimacite guayabera	125	47 Muscle	A prize from The Raffle House Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
hipposkin poncho	120	45 Muscle	Monster Level +10
yak anorak	115	42 Muscle	Regenerate 3-4 MP per Adventure
wumpus-hair sweater	110	40 Muscle	All Attributes +3 Maximum HP/MP +30
bronze breastplate	105	37 Muscle	Damage Absorption +20 Damage Reduction: +4
cane-mail shirt	100		+25% [[|Items from Monsters|Candy Drops from Monsters]] +20 to Monster Level +15% Meat from Monsters
coconut bikini top	100	35 Muscle	Mysticality +5
flaming pink shirt	100	None	+15% Items from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
floral print shirt	100	35 Muscle	Mysticality +5
gingham blouse	100	35 Muscle	Muscle +5
Gregarious Gregorian Smock	100	None
goth kid t-shirt	100	35 Muscle	Monster Level +5
"Humorous" T-shirt	100	35 Muscle	All Attributes +4 2x Fumble Chance
Moonthril Cuirass	100	40 Muscle	A quest item for 2,000 lunar isotopes from The Isotope Smithery Monster Level +0-50 based on Grimace darkness
origami pasties	100	None	+30% Meat from Monsters Cannot equip in Hardcore
psycho sweater	100	35 Muscle	Bonus Weapon Damage +20% Bonus Spell Damage +20%
rhinestone cowboy shirt	100	35 Muscle	Muscle +5
souvenir ski t-shirt	100	35 Muscle	Moxie +5
sugar shirt	100	None	+3 Stats Per Fight
tuxedo shirt	100	35 Muscle	Moxie +7 Gives extra adventures when drinking certain kinds of booze
Ultracolor™ shirt	100	35 Muscle	+X Spooky Damage +X Stench Damage +X Hot Damage +X Cold Damage +X Sleaze Damage X is the number of active effects you have
Ye Olde Navy Fleece	100	35 Muscle	+10% Meat from Monsters
ASCII shirt	90	30 Muscle	Mysticality +7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	90	30 Muscle	So-So Cold Resistance
clockwork trench coat	80	25 Muscle	Part of the Clockwork Apparatus Damage Absorption +15
demonskin jacket	80	25 Muscle	Mysticality +5 +5 Damage to Hot Spells
flyest of shirts	80	25 Muscle	Moxie +5 Spell Damage +5
gnauga hide vest	80	25 Muscle	Damage Reduction: +6 Slight Resistance to All Elements
turtlemail hauberk	80	25 Muscle	Damage Absorption +30 Regenerate 6-12 HP per adventure
Grateful Undead T-shirt	70	20 Muscle	+5% Items from Monsters
safety vest	70	20 Muscle	Damage Reduction: +3 Moxie +5
white hat hacker T-shirt	65	17 Muscle	2x Critical Hit Chance All Attributes +2
clownskin harness	60	15 Muscle	+2 Spooky Damage +2 Sleaze Damage
astral shirt	50	None	All Attributes + 10% +3 Stats Per Fight +3 Spooky Damage +3 Stench Damage +3 Hot Damage +3 Cold Damage +3 Sleaze Damage
red-and-green sweater	50	35 Moxie	Allows you to cast Static Shock once per combat: Deals 5-6 Damage MP Restore 5-6 MP
pirate shirt	50	10 Muscle	Moxie +3
supportive bra	50	10 Moxie	Moxie +3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	45	7 Muscle	Moxie +3
soggy wofl t-shirt	45	7 Muscle	Muscle +3
white snakeskin duster	45	7 Muscle	Muscle +2 Maximum HP +10
filthy hippy poncho	40	5 Muscle	Mysticality +3
Knob Goblin elite shirt	35	2 Muscle	Muscle +3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	30	None	+7% Items from Monsters +7% Meat from Monsters
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	30	None	Moxie +10 Maximum HP +10
Mr. Shirt	30	None	All Attributes +1 Normally unobtainable
barskin cloak	25	None	Muscle +2
harem girl t-shirt	25	None	Moxie +3
frilly shirt	20	None	Mysticality +3
vampire cape	20	None	Restore HP on critical hits
Ascension Souvenir T-Shirt	15	None
anniversary safety glass vest	10	None	All Attributes+1
Kiss the Knob apron	10	None	Maximum MP +5
Radio Free Jersey	0	None	A custom item given to Amplitude All Attributes +10 Serious Resistance to All Elements May not equip more than one

Notes

• If your Muscle is too low for a shirt, the message "You're not sexy enough for this shirt" appears.

References

• The message about not having enough Muscle is a reference to the song "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.