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At this point, though, any academic curiosity you might have is overshadowed by your desire not to get hit over the head with a wine bottle. You spring into action. | At this point, though, any academic curiosity you might have is overshadowed by your desire not to get hit over the head with a wine bottle. You spring into action. | ||
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|hit=He stabs a corkscrew into your eye, carefully pops out the eyeball, and offers it to you to sniff. {{ouch|5}} | |||
He throws a wine bottle at you. The red, red wine goes to your head, literally. {{ouch|6}} | |||
|miss=He lunges at you with a broken wine bottle, but you point out that it's not a suitable vintage for hand-to-hand combat and he gets embarrassed. | |miss=He lunges at you with a broken wine bottle, but you point out that it's not a suitable vintage for hand-to-hand combat and he gets embarrassed. | ||
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He attempts to stab you with a corkscrew, but you object to all this screwing around. | He attempts to stab you with a corkscrew, but you object to all this screwing around. | ||
|critical=He | |critical=He cuts you open with a broken wine bottle, then pours wine into the wound. The blood flows like wine, and the wine flows like blood, and both of those things hurt. A lot. {{ouch|6}} | ||
|fumble=? | |fumble=? | ||
Revision as of 23:51, 1 July 2007
| Skeletal sommelier | |
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| Monster ID | 714 |
| Locations | The Haunted Wine Cellar, The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Northeast), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southwest), The Haunted Wine Cellar (Southeast) |
| Hit Points | 162 |
| Attack | 168 |
| Defense | 142 |
| No-Hit | 178 |
| Initiative | 65 |
| Meat | 80-120 |
| Phylum | undead |
| Elements | spooky |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | dusty bottle of Marsala, dusty bottle of Merlot, dusty bottle of Muscat, dusty bottle of Pinot Noir, dusty bottle of Port, dusty bottle of Zinfandel, sommelier's towel, tarnished tastevin |
| Bounty | disintegrating cork |
| Accordion | ghost accordion |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a skeletal sommelierThese are the reanimated skeletal remains of one of Lord Spookyraven's wine stewards. Historians disagree on why he had so many wine stewards, and theorize that perhaps they were simply additional mistresses disguised as wine stewards.
At this point, though, any academic curiosity you might have is overshadowed by your desire not to get hit over the head with a wine bottle. You spring into action.
Hit Message(s):
He stabs a corkscrew into your eye, carefully pops out the eyeball, and offers it to you to sniff. Ooh! Argh! Eek! Eek! Oof!
He throws a wine bottle at you. The red, red wine goes to your head, literally. Ugh! Ugh! Argh! Oof! Ouch! Eek!
He cuts you open with a broken wine bottle, then pours wine into the wound. The blood flows like wine, and the wine flows like blood, and both of those things hurt. A lot. Ow! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Argh! Ow!
He lunges at you with a broken wine bottle, but you point out that it's not a suitable vintage for hand-to-hand combat and he gets embarrassed.
He throws a wine bottle at you, but you duck out of the way, shouting "Would you like some cheese with your wine, that you just missed me with?"
He attempts to stab you with a corkscrew, but you object to all this screwing around.
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 | You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Muscat |
| You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Zinfandel |
| You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Port |
| You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Merlot |
| You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Pinot Noir |
| You acquire an item: dusty bottle of Marsala |
Occurs at The Haunted Wine Cellar.
References
The hit message about cheese refers to the classic insult, "Would you like some cheese to go with that *whine*?"
