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He shrieks again, this time also snapping his arm out to hit you in the face. | He shrieks again, this time also snapping his arm out to hit you in the face. | ||
|hit=He shrieks and hurls his hat at your | |hit=He shrieks and hurls his hat at your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}} | ||
He breaks into your | He breaks into your {{part}}, leaving bloodstains on a nearby carpet. {{ouch|3}} | ||
He sees your {{part}} and decides to beat it. {{ouch|3}} | |||
He wants to heal the world, but first he has to damage the part of the world that has your {{part}} in it. {{ouch|3}} | |||
He grabs his crotch and gyrates wildly while making high-pitched squeaking noises. {{element|sleaze}} {{ouch|3}} | |||
He does a move called the P. Y. T., which stands for "Punching Your Throat." {{ouch|3}} | |||
|miss=He pauses to hurl a coin into a distant jukebox. | |miss=He pauses to hurl a coin into a distant jukebox. | ||
|critical= | |||
|fumble=}} | He pauses for a moment to call a friend and ask her if she's okay. | ||
He walks toward you to attack, but then walks backwards for a while instead. | |||
He slings his hat at you, but it decapitates a nearby statue instead of you. | |||
He just wants to be left alone. | |||
He slides toward you, but his foot gets hung up on a nail sticking up from the floor. | |||
|critical=He screams, turns into a puma, and slashes you from {{part}} to {{part}} with his razor-sharp claws. {{ouch|3}} | |||
|fumble= | |||
|special=He leans backward at a 45 degree angle, defying both physics and your intentions to hit him with your weapon. | |||
}} | |||
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Occurs at [[A Crowd of Adventurers]] (Smoothest Adventurer contest). | Occurs at [[A Crowd of Adventurers]] (Smoothest Adventurer contest). | ||
Revision as of 11:33, 19 January 2015
| Smooth Criminal | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1684 |
| Locations | A Crowd of Adventurers |
| Hit Points | 0 |
| Attack | 0 |
| Defense | 0 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | ? |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a Smooth CriminalYou approach a pale man in a dapper white suit and hat to ask if this is the line for the Smoothest Adventurer contest.
There's a stabbing of synth horns and drums from somewhere as he snaps to attention.
"Excuse me," you begin to say, but are interrupted by --
"Ow!" he shrieks, even though you didn't see anything happen that cause him any pain.
"Is... is this --" you continue.
"Aiee!" he interrupts.
"Okay, I guess I'll ask somebod--"
He shrieks again, this time also snapping his arm out to hit you in the face.
Hit Message(s):
He shrieks and hurls his hat at your <head>. Ugh! Ooh! Oof!
He breaks into your <head>, leaving bloodstains on a nearby carpet. Ouch! Eek! Eek!
He sees your <head> and decides to beat it. Oof! Eek! Argh!
He wants to heal the world, but first he has to damage the part of the world that has your <head> in it. Argh! Argh! Argh!
He grabs his crotch and gyrates wildly while making high-pitched squeaking noises. (sleaze damage) Ugh! Ooh! Argh!
He does a move called the P. Y. T., which stands for "Punching Your Throat." Ouch! Eek! Ow!
He screams, turns into a puma, and slashes you from <head> to <head> with his razor-sharp claws. Oof! Eek! Oof!
He pauses to hurl a coin into a distant jukebox.
He pauses for a moment to call a friend and ask her if she's okay.
He walks toward you to attack, but then walks backwards for a while instead.
He slings his hat at you, but it decapitates a nearby statue instead of you.
He just wants to be left alone.
He slides toward you, but his foot gets hung up on a nail sticking up from the floor.
not known
He leans backward at a 45 degree angle, defying both physics and your intentions to hit him with your weapon.
Occurs at A Crowd of Adventurers (Smoothest Adventurer contest).
