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<center>The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the {{part}}. Ugh. | <center>The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the {{part}}. Ugh. {{ouch|5}} | ||
The Beast forms a tight seal around your {{part}} with one of its ears, and squeezes, giving you a painful hickey. | The Beast forms a tight seal around your {{part}} with one of its ears, and squeezes, giving you a painful hickey. {{ouch|5}} | ||
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You gain $level-dependent {{substat}}.</center> | You gain $level-dependent {{substat}}.</center> | ||
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Occurs | Occurs at [[Fernswarthy's Basement]]. | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
"Mr. Blonde" is a character played by [ | *"Mr. Blonde" is a character played by [[wikipedia:Michael Madsen|Michael Madsen]] in the 1992 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino Quentin Tarantino] film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/ ''Reservoir Dogs''], who saws off the ear of a captured police officer with a straight razor in a [[wikipedia:Reservoir Dogs|torture scene]]. | ||
[[Category:Adventure]] | [[Category:Adventure]] | ||
Revision as of 17:15, 12 June 2006
The stairway leading to the next room is blocked by a giant floating mass of ears. This must be the dreaded Beast with n Ears you've heard so much about.
The Beast forms a tight seal around your <solar plexus> with one of its ears, and squeezes, giving you a painful hickey. Ooh! Oof! Ow! Ouch! Argh!
The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that, thankfully, misses you completely.
The Beast tries to poke you with one of its ear hairs, but you deftly dodge. Then you think about how cool the phrase "deftly dodge" is, and consider changing your name to Deftly Dodge.
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- n is a number that increases in a non-uniform manner as you get deeper into the basement.
References
- "Mr. Blonde" is a character played by Michael Madsen in the 1992 Quentin Tarantino film Reservoir Dogs, who saws off the ear of a captured police officer with a straight razor in a torture scene.
