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The stairway leading to the next room is blocked by a giant floating mass of ears. This must be the dreaded Beast with ''n'' Ears you've heard so much about. | The stairway leading to the next room is blocked by a giant floating mass of ears. This must be the dreaded Beast with ''n'' Ears you've heard so much about. | ||
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{{button|Don't Fear the Ear (1)}} | |||
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|image=Earbeast.gif | |image=Earbeast.gif | ||
|a= | |a= | ||
|name=Beast with ''n'' Ears | |name=The Beast with ''n'' Ears | ||
|text=This is a gigantic floating mass of ears.<br><br>"Hmmmm," you think to yourself as it floats toward you. "What would Mr. Blonde do?" | |text=This is a gigantic floating mass of ears.<br><br>"Hmmmm," you think to yourself as it floats toward you. "What would Mr. Blonde do?" | ||
|hit=The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the {{part}}. Ugh. {{ouch|5}} | |hit=The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the {{part}}. Ugh. {{ouch|5}} | ||
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|critical=You've heard of being boxed in the ear, right? Well, what happens to you next is like that, only backwards. {{ouch|5}} | |critical=You've heard of being boxed in the ear, right? Well, what happens to you next is like that, only backwards. {{ouch|5}} | ||
|fumble=The beast floats toward you, but somewhere outside a car backfires and the beast cringes instead of injuring you.}} | |fumble=The beast floats toward you, but somewhere outside a car backfires and the beast cringes instead of injuring you.}} | ||
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==References== | ==References== | ||
*"Mr. Blonde" is a character played by [[wikipedia:Michael Madsen|Michael Madsen]] in the 1992 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino Quentin Tarantino] film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/ ''Reservoir Dogs''], who saws off the ear of a captured police officer with a straight razor in a [[wikipedia:Reservoir Dogs|torture scene]]. | *"Mr. Blonde" is a character played by [[wikipedia:Michael Madsen|Michael Madsen]] in the 1992 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quentin_Tarantino Quentin Tarantino] film [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0105236/ ''Reservoir Dogs''], who saws off the ear of a captured police officer with a straight razor in a [[wikipedia:Reservoir Dogs|torture scene]]. | ||
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Revision as of 22:00, 21 October 2006
The stairway leading to the next room is blocked by a giant floating mass of ears. This must be the dreaded Beast with n Ears you've heard so much about.
| Don't Fear the Ear (1) |
| Beast with X Ears | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 240 |
| Locations | Fernswarthy's Basement |
| Hit Points | (Scales as ceiling(1.7*ceiling(basementlevel1.4))) |
| Attack | (Scales as 2*ceiling(basementlevel1.4)) |
| Defense | (Scales as attack) |
| Initiative | 70 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | horror |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | ear |
| Drops | None |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting The Beast with X EarsThis is a gigantic floating mass of ears.
"Hmmmm," you think to yourself as it floats toward you. "What would Mr. Blonde do?"
Hit Message(s):
The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that hits you in the <nipple>. Ugh. Eek! Ouch! Oof! Ouch! Ouch!
The Beast forms a tight seal around your <nipple> with one of its ears, and squeezes, giving you a painful hickey. Ouch! Oof! Argh! Argh! Ow!
You've heard of being boxed in the ear, right? Well, what happens to you next is like that, only backwards. Ow! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ow!
The Beast expands and contracts rapidly, shooting out a powerful stream of earwax that, thankfully, misses you completely.
The Beast tries to poke you with one of its ear hairs, but you deftly dodge. Then you think about how cool the phrase "deftly dodge" is, and consider changing your name to Deftly Dodge.
The beast floats toward you, but somewhere outside a car backfires and the beast cringes instead of injuring you. (FUMBLE!)
| You gain X <substat>. |
Occurs at Fernswarthy's Basement.
Notes
- n appears to be equal to lvl1.4 + 2 (e.g, at level 4, you'll be fighting the Beast with 8 Ears and at level 29 the Beast with 113 Ears)
- Stats gained from this adventure are based on your level.
References
- "Mr. Blonde" is a character played by Michael Madsen in the 1992 Quentin Tarantino film Reservoir Dogs, who saws off the ear of a captured police officer with a straight razor in a torture scene.
