Square CRIMBCOOKIE: Difference between revisions
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==When | ==When Consumed== | ||
*''Without a [[glass of goat's milk]] in your inventory:'' | |||
{{useitem| | {{useitem| | ||
text=You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.| | text=You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.| | ||
adv=9-10| | adv=9-10| | ||
posteffect= | posteffect={{acquireEffect|effect=Square to be Hip|duration=10}}| | ||
{{ | type=food| | ||
limiter=2}} | |||
*''With at least one [[glass of goat's milk]] in your inventory:'' | |||
{{useitem| | |||
text=You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round.| | |||
adv=9-10| | |||
posteffect=These things taste especially good dipped in goat's milk! | |||
{{acquireEffect|effect=Square to be Hip|duration=20}}| | |||
type=food| | type=food| | ||
limiter=2}} | limiter=2}} | ||
Revision as of 13:56, 14 December 2010
square CRIMBCOOKIE
This is a Crimbo cookie from CRIMBCO, your inoffensively festive corporate conglomerate. Actually, CRIMBCO suggests you refer to Crimbo as "the holiday," or "the CRIMBCO-sponsored holiday." That way, even those who don't believe in Crimbo magic can be included in forking over shovelfuls of meat to CRIMBCO.
CRIMBCO went through several designs for this cookie, rejecting bugbear-shaped as offensive to vegetarians, man-shaped as sexist, and elf-shaped as disturbingly cannibalistic. They finally settled on simple, inoffensive, blandly serviceable geometric shapes.
Type: food (awesome)
Size: UNSPECIFIED
(In-game plural: square CRIMBCOOKIEs)
Obtained From
When Consumed
- Without a glass of goat's milk in your inventory:
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| You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round. | ||
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| (You gain 2 Fullness.) |
- With at least one glass of goat's milk in your inventory:
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| You eat the square CRIMBCOOKIE, wishing briefly that your esophagus wasn't round. | ||
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These things taste especially good dipped in goat's milk!
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| (You gain 2 Fullness.) |
Collection
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- 🥉: hotdeth (#1722417) - 1,109
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- #7: suicidalsue (#1206687) - 174
- #8: Skent (#1076753) - 107
- #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 105
- #10: caducus (#2152206) - 100
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