The Deep Dark Jungle

The Deep Dark Jungle
Zone Num	417
Location	Conspiracy Island
Unlocks	airplane charter: Conspiracy Island or one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	100%
ML
Terrain	outdoor
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The Deep Dark Jungle is one of the adventure zones on Conspiracy Island.

Combat Adventures

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bigface -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: "meat" stick, Sasq™ watch Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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Mercenary of Fortune -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Coinspiracy, specialty ammo bandolier, camouflage T-shirt, mercenary headbandm Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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smoke monster -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: transdermal smoke patch, smoker's cloak, pack of smokesq Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

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Venus mantrap -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: the most dangerous bait, pair of plants Meat Drop: None Monster Level: Player's Moxie+5 • Substat Gain: unknown • Moxie for No Hit*: Player's Moxie+5 Monster Defense: Player's Muscle+5 Hit Points: 75% of Defense Initiative: 0 Elemental Alignment: spooky, weak against hot and stench

Non-combat Adventures

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Fun and Games!
	Note: Occurs on first visit to the zone. Note: Does not consume an adventure

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Hertz Locker
	Item Drops: Armory keycard Note: Occurs after 40-50 adventures in the zone. Note: A one-time adventure

Notes

If you are looking for jungle puns and have the encrypted micro-cassette recorder equipped, you'll have one of the following messages added to each combat:

• You try to think of a good jungle pun, but you don't come up with anything. If only you were smarter...
• A jungle pun occurs to you. You press record and say "<pun> " Heh heh heh. Good one, <<playername>>.

• List of puns:
  • Are you a jaguar, or a jaguaren't?
  • Binturong? Now you're just making up words.
  • Boa constrictor? I hardly know her!
  • Hey, Sumatran rhinoceros! Up yours!
  • Hey, you monkeys. Quit monkeying around over there!
  • Hippopotamus? More like square-o-potamus if you ask me!
  • I just don't see any point to this tapir.
  • If we're voting on the aye-aye, then I say nay-nay!
  • Look at that lion over there. He's just lion around! So lazy!
  • Millipede? I almost did!
  • Ocelot? Ocelittle, am I right?
  • Some lemur! More like a lamer! Ha!
  • Spider monkey? No, I haven't seen it anywhere.
  • Stupid macaw! Shame on you for screwing up a perfectly good palindrome!
  • That gorilla is making me ill, eh?
  • That's one hell of an elephant!
  • There's a python that really knows how to rock! Because it is a rock python.
  • There's one toucan who toucouldn't!
  • These bats are driving me batty!
  • These mandrills are both screwy, and boring!
  • This armadillo is a real armadullo.
  • You've got to be echidnaing me!