The General Store

For the similar named and now-defunct shop inside Degrassi Knoll, see General Store.

The General Store

General Store runs The General Store in Market Square. The Store always has the beginner items you need, if you don't mind paying retail prices.

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General Store Once, I was a hero of the Cola Wars. Now I wage war against high prices!

Items Sold

Item:		Price:
— Holiday Special! —*
	sneaky wrapping paper	1,000 Meat
— Rain Gear —*
	water wings for babies	50 Meat
	miniature life preserver	100 Meat
	heavy duty umbrella	300 Meat
	pool skimmer	500 Meat
— Adventuring Supplies —
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	24 Meat
	glittery mascara	24 Meat
	hair spray	24 Meat
	loose purse strings	100 Meat
	third-hand lantern	100 Meat
	eldritch alignment spray	1000 Meat
	high-test fishing line	2500 Meat
— Back to School! —*
	folder (blue)	10 Meat
	folder (green)	10 Meat
	folder (red)	10 Meat
— For The Kitchen —
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1,000 Meat
	Dramatic™ range	1,000 Meat
— General Goods —
	cup of lukewarm tea	40 Meat
	fortune cookie	40 Meat
	pickled egg	40 Meat
	chewing gum on a string	50 Meat
	spray paint	50 Meat
	fermenting powder	70 Meat
	soda water	70 Meat
	casino pass	100 Meat
	hermit permit	100 Meat
	sweet rims	300 Meat
	party hat	300 Meat*
	dingy planks	400 Meat
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	500 Meat
	Desert Bus pass	5000 Meat*
— Fireworks! —*
	M-242	300 Meat
	snake	300 Meat
	sparkler	300 Meat
— Just for Tots —*
	li'l unicorn costume	1,000 Meat
	li'l candy corn costume	1,000 Meat
— Oyster Egg Day Special —*
	oyster basket	300 Meat
— Pool Toys! —*
	foam noodle	300 Meat
	inflatable duck	300 Meat
	water wings	300 Meat
— Yuletide Treats —*
	marshmallow	100 Meat

Notes

• Sells Holiday Special! during December.
• Sells rain gear in a Heavy Rains run.
• Sells folders with a over-the-shoulder Folder Holder in your inventory (including closet or display case, but not Hagnk's).
• Sells oyster baskets on Oyster Egg Day for 300 Meat.
• Sells fireworks on Dependence Day for 300 Meat.
• Sells party hats on the Festival of Jarlsberg for 300 Meat.
• Sells marshmallows on Yuletide for 100 Meat.
• Sells pool toys on Generic Summer Holiday for 300 Meat.
• Sells tot costumes if you have a Trick-or-Treating Tot.
• You may only purchase 1 Desert Bus pass. It will only be for sale if you haven't unlocked the Desert Beach by making a bitchin' meatcar.
• If you try to buy a negative amount of something:

That isn't a reasonable number in this context. Thanks for trying, though.

• If you try to buy something without selecting it:

Remember that time when you tried to buy something without actually specifying what you wanted to buy? That was awesome.

• In a Zombie Slayer run, the General is not around, but the store is still open:

To say that the General Store is in disarray would be an understatement -- many of the shelves have broken or fallen over, and goods are scattered everywhere. Some zombies are shuffling around listlessly, making half-hearted attempts at scavenging, but unable to find anything that they actually want (since the General wasn't in the habit of stocking human brains).

You feel a little uneasy at the prospect of just looting the General's merchandise, and decide to leave some Meat in the register.

• In a Nuclear Autumn run, the store is closed:

There's a sign on the General Store that says "CLOSED DUE TO RADIATION" -- the General's PTSD must've kicked in when he saw the bombs fall.

History

• General Store replaced The Market on May 1, 2012, also acquiring sweet rims from The Hermit.
• Hatorade was sold here until August 6, 2012, when it was moved to the Snack Bar at Huggler Memorial Colosseum.
• General Store took over the distribution of dingy planks from The Hermitage on August 7, 2012.
• The store had changed its layout on November 25, 2013. Before, it looked like this:

Item:		Price:
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	24 Meat
	glittery mascara	24 Meat
	hair spray	24 Meat
	fortune cookie	40 Meat
	beer cartilage	50 Meat
	chewing gum on a string	50 Meat
	spray paint	50 Meat
	fermenting powder	70 Meat
	soda water	70 Meat
	casino pass	100 Meat
	hermit permit	100 Meat
	magicalness-in-a-can	200 Meat
	moxie weed	200 Meat
	strongness elixir	200 Meat
	sweet rims	300 Meat
	party hat	300 Meat*
	dingy planks	400 Meat
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	500 Meat
	Desert Bus pass	5000 Meat*
— Back to School! —*
	folder (blue)	10 Meat
	folder (green)	10 Meat
	folder (red)	10 Meat
— For The Kitchen —
	E-Z Cook™ oven	50 Meat
	My First Shaker™	50 Meat
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1,000 Meat
	Dramatic™ range	1,000 Meat
— Fireworks! —*
	M-242	300 Meat
	snake	300 Meat
	sparkler	300 Meat
— Oyster Egg Day Special —*
	oyster basket	300 Meat
— Pool Toys! —*
	foam noodle	300 Meat
	inflatable duck	300 Meat
	water wings	300 Meat
— Yuletide Treats —*
	marshmallow	100 Meat