The Temporal Bandit

This page is in need of content. Needs adventure text, hit/miss/critical/fumble messages, substat, etc... Whether he appears in disguise or not would also be nice.

The Temporal Bandit
Monster ID	392
Locations	The Cola Wars Battlefield, Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform), Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform); (ultra-rarely)
Hit Points	35
Attack	35
Defense	31
Initiative	always
Meat	None
Phylum	dude
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	unknown
Drops	Counterclockwise Watch
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 You're fighting The Temporal Bandit

As you wander the battlefield, this curious fellow materializes a few inches away from you. He grins and holds up a watch which, on close inspection, is running smoothly backwards..

"Looks like you need a new watch," you say.

"On the contrary," he replies. "I use this watch to steal time. The fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. They only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. I stole it from some monks who make bansai mountains."

"And I'm about to steal it from you," you respond.

Hit Message(s):

He steals a week from the end of your life. You feel a sharp but vaguely defined sense of loss. Ouch! Ow! Ouch! (spooky damage)

He kicks you into next week, joins you there, knocks you into last week, catches up with you, beats you into next Thursday, then smacks you back to the present. Great Scott! Ow! Ugh! Oof!

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to kick you into next week, but you fend off his week attack.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Counterclockwise Watch (100% chance)*

You gain ? <substat>.

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Occurs at A Battlefield (very rarely).

References

• This adventure may refer to the 1981 movie Time Bandits, in which one of the main characters wears a hat similar to the one pictured on the avatar above.