The Cola Wars Battlefield

Not to be confused with The Battlefield (level 12 quest).

The Cola Wars Battlefield
The Cola Wars Battlefield
Zone Num	85
Location	The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past
Unlocks	After receiving the A Grave Situation adventure, ascended characters only
Recom Stat	0
Combat %	0
ML	35
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Prior to Always
Turtle	Capital!
Ultra Rare	The Temporal Bandit
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The Cola Wars Battlefield (a.k.a. A Battlefield) is located in The Nearby Plains in the Distant Past.

There is no minimum mainstat recommendation for adventuring undisguised.

If you attempt to adventure in this area via the "adventure again" or "last adventure" links after attaining level 6, you receive the message:

The temporal rift in the plains has closed.

Combat Adventures

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The Temporal Bandit -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: Counterclockwise Watch Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 35 • Substat Gain: 8.75 • Moxie for No Hit*: 45 Monster Defense: 31 Hit Points: 35 Initiative: always Elemental Alignment: None Note: An ultra rare adventure.

Non-combat Adventures

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The Effervescent Fray
	Listen to the red leader: Cloaca-Cola fatigues Listen to the blue leader: Dyspepsi-Cola shield Don't get involved: Gain 15 Enchantedness.

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Smells Like Team Spirit
	Dyspepsi-Cola: Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues Cloaca-Cola: Cloaca-Cola helmet Don't get involved: Gain 15 Beefiness.

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What is it Good For?
	Help the Dyspepsi soldier: Dyspepsi-Cola helmet Help the Cloaca soldier: Cloaca-Cola shield Don't get involved: Gain 15 Chutzpah.

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A Turn of the Coat
	Substat Gain: Mysticality*2 in Enchantedness (max 50)

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Confusing the Issue
	Substat Gain: Moxie*2 in Chutzpah (max 50)

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The Real Thing
	Substat Gain: Muscle*2 in Beefiness (max 50)

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A Funny Thing Happened On the Way
	Note: Occurs only when adventuring with a hobo code binder equipped.

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Where Have All The Drunkards Gone?
	Note: If Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is equipped, grants a demon name for summoning.

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Prior to Always
	Item Drops: Six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Capital!
	Item Drops: bottlecap turtle Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

Notes

• Accessible while wearing neither uniform.
• Wearing Cloaca-Cola Uniform takes you to Cola Wars Battlefield (Cloaca Uniform) instead.
• Wearing Dyspepsi-Cola Uniform takes you to Cola Wars Battlefield (Dyspepsi Uniform) instead.

History

• On November 21, 2005, the rift to the Nearby Plains in the Distant Past, and thus the Battlefield, were made unavailable to characters at levels other than level 4 or 5.
• Since August 8, 2006, the rift is only available to characters which have ascended.
• Since January 24, 2007, the rift is only available to characters who have completed the first step of the Wizard of Ego quest (acquiring Fernswarthy's key).

References

• This area refers to the so-called "Cola Wars" of the 1980s, in which the degree of competitive advertising between rivals Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola reached previously unheard-of heights.