Biker Swagger (skill)

Biker Swagger

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: 30

Sneaky Pete had a lot of swagger, but when he was on a motorcycle, he had a lot of swagger on a motorcycle. There's a crucial difference.

 Gives Effect: Biker Swagger
(X Adventures)
 

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Skill number: 15019

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Source:	Sneaky Pete's Gate
Price:	N/A
Class:	Avatar of Sneaky Pete
Level:	Motorcycle Guy 9
Effect:	Gives X turns of +30 to Monster Level.
When Used:

You strike your best bikerly pose. <audience message> You acquire an effect: Biker Swagger (duration: X Adventures)

Notes

• X is equal to your current audience Love or Hate total, with a minimum of 10.

Audience Response

21-50 Love

• A man in the audience tries to start a slow clap, but he's quickly drowned out by thunderous applause.
• People in the audience are applauding, whistling, laughing, and weeping -- some of them doing all of it at the same time. Those people are probably insane. But even the sane ones seem to really dig you.
• The audience showers you with an entire florist shop's worth of flowers thrown at your feet.
• The audience laughs uproariously, weeping and holding their sides at your antics.
• There's more clapping and whistling going on in the audience than at your average dog show.
• Peals of laughter and applause roll out of the audience and over you like a wave of gratification.
• The shouts of "Bravo!" are so deafening you can barely hear your motorcycle.
• The audience leaps to its feet as one, each person applauding so hard their hands hurt.
• There are so many people shouting "Woo" in the audience that it sounds like a fleet of ambulances.
• The audience goes, "awwww," deeply moved by your touching antics.

11-20 Love

• A few groups of people in the audience clap their hands and stomp their feet with enthusiasm.
• A whole row of the audience goes, "Awww," deeply moved by what you're doing.
• Shouts of "Bravo!" echo throughout the audience.
• Most of the audience laughs heartily at your hilarious antics.
• There's a whole chorus of "Woo!"s from the audience, all pitched at you.
• A lady in the audience throws a bouquet of flowers at your feet.
• There are a few jubilant whistles in the audience, interspersed with applause.
• A whole row stands up and applauds, and everyone else claps along while seated
• A man stands up and starts a slow clap, which builds to a restrained but definite ovation.
• Several members of the audience clap enthusiastically.

11-20 Hate

• The audience pelts you with banana peels and empty soda cans. They're really not digging you right now.
• Several people in the audience take off their shoes and throw them at you. Honestly, who throws a shoe?
• Several members of the audience hiss at you, like a bunch of angry cats.
• There's a growing chorus of "Booooo!" from the audience. Either they're turning into ghosts, or they're not that fond of you.
• One guy shouts, "aw, c'mon!" and half the audience joins in booing you.
• A guy shouts, "Gimme a break!" and several other audience members join in voicing their disapproval.
• About half the audience jeers at you while the other half sit in disapproving
• There's a growing whispering in the audience, a discontented murmur that could soon erupt into boos. Not booze, sadly.
• A few rotten tomatoes fly through the air at you, endangering your freshness rating, but you manage to dodge them.
• A chorus of boos erupts from the audience. You try to pretend they're saying "Bruuuuce!" but you can't quite.

21-50 Hate

• The audience jeers, sneers, boos and hisses. If anyone's applauding or laughing, they're completely drowned out.
• One guy in the audience starts applauding, and the rest jump on him and pummel him silent. They are not enjoying what you're doing right now, I tell you what.
• The audience sneers at you, then jeers at you, and you're not sure which is worse. These guys are not digging on you.
• The audience starts flipping over trash cans and setting things on fire, delirious with hatred for you.
• The audience gasps, all of them appalled at how badly you're acting.
• There's so much hissing going on in the audience right now that it sounds like a dozen cats fighting a dozen snakes in a burlap sack.
• You're standing in a growing pile of rotten tomatoes and cabbages that the audience has flung at you in their hatred.
• The boos and catcalls from the audience are so loud that they can no longer hear your clever one-liners.
• There's a constant rain of banana peels, soda cans, and other assorted garbage as the audience expresses their disapproval by throwing things.
• The audience shouts, "BOOO!" with one voice, so loud it rattles your eardrums.

• If the audience's mood is between 10 hate and 10 love, no corresponding message is displayed.

See Also

• Avatar of Sneaky Pete