Tickle-Me Emilio (familiar)

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Familiar number: 157
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Tickle-Me Emilio
The youngest of guns, he will repossess your heart with furry antics.

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Ability: Functions like a cocoabo. Increases stat gains as a 1*wt Volleyball.

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +10, sometimes stuns opponent

Hatchling: Tickle-Me Emilio(?)

Familiar-Specific Equipment: tiny do-rag

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• Regular message(s):
  • During combat:

    <Name> looks you in the eye and delivers a pep talk: "You may make it. You may not. But that doesn't matter, <player>. What matters is that we're here. Look around. Who ever thought we'd make it this far. 1 2 3 Triple Deke. Take your best shot. I believe in you, <player>. Win or lose." You feel inspired!

    You gain X hit points.

    You gain X Mana Points.

    <Name> tapes your opponent's buns together. It looks like he feels bad about it afterwards, but still, dang, what a jerk!

    Monster attack power reduced by X

    Monster defense reduced by X

    <Name> says this is the last year he's gonna throw trash. You remind him that he said that last year, and before anger, he throws some trash before your opponent, dealing X damage.

    <Name> says to your opponent: "Yo, wastoid, you're not gonna blaze up in here." Your opponent proves him wrong, though, by bursting into flame, suffering X damage.

    <Name> pulls out a can of beer, takes one sip, and pours the rest on your opponent's feet, dealing X damage.

    <Name> loses his temper and totally totals your opponent for X damage. Like, totally.

    <Name> marches toward your opponent, and then there are two hits. <Name> hitting your opponent for X (+X) damage, and your opponent hitting the floor.

    <Name> pulls out a stick of gum, folds it in half, and throws it at your opponent. It explodes, dealing X damage. Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

    <Name> pulls out a stick of gum, folds it in half, and throws it at your opponent. It explodes, dealing X damage. Hasta lasagna, don't get any on ya.

    <Name> says "Hey, I found this 60 Meat on the ground here. And I figure since I found it, that-"

You point your <Weapon> at him. "-that I'd give it to you." He grins sheepishly and hands over the Meat.

You gain X Meat.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  • <name> quacks loudly from atop the throne. Your opponents, confused by all the quacking, is unable to attack you.

• After combat:
  • You give <Name> a tickle, and he giggles for a second before suddenly grimacing and flipping you the bird.

Arena Messages

• When entered in a Hide and Seek:

  <name> is too loud- and foul-mouthed to hide for very long.

Notes

• End of combat meat gains appears to always be 60 meat.
• The two hits of the double attack deal about as much damage as the other ones each. The exploding stick of gum attack seems to be about thrice as strong as the normal ones.
• The gum also seem to do either cold or physical damage.

References

• Oh the number of references to Emilio Estevez movies...
  • The Breakfast Club
    • Andrew says the "blaze up" line.
    • The "two hits" line is a to Bender "Just you and me. Two hits. Me hitting you. You hitting the floor."
    • Andrew is in detention for taping a kid's buns together, and has rather a contrite monologue about it.
    • The "totally totals" line refers to an exchange between Andrew and Bender.
  • Men at Work
    • His character wore a grey do-rag.
    • The throwing trash combat message
  • Repo Man:
    • The haiku's second line.
    • The 60 meat found references trying to split $20,000 that was found 60/40.
  • Young Guns
    • First line of the haiku (obviously)