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|text=This is an honest-to-god eight-foot-tall anthropomorphic turkey made out of molded tofu. You never thought bean curd could look so threatening. Well, okay, you never thought bean curd could look threatening to anything but your gag reflex. | |text=This is an honest-to-god eight-foot-tall anthropomorphic turkey made out of molded tofu. You never thought bean curd could look so threatening. Well, okay, you never thought bean curd could look threatening to anything but your gag reflex. | ||
|hit= | |hit=He collapses on top of you, burying you under a turkey-shaped mountain of bland bean curd. I suppose you could eat your way out, but there are some fates worse than death, my friend. {{ouch|1}} | ||
|miss= | |miss=He tries to smack you with a bean curd wing, but you've bean dodging as fast you can. | ||
He shouts, "GOBBLE GOBBLE!" but you decline the offer. | |||
|critical= | |critical= | ||
|fumble=He tries to stomp on you with a tofu talon, but you're too talonted at dodging. | |fumble=He tries to stomp on you with a tofu talon, but you're too talonted at dodging. | ||
|special= {{acquire|item= | |special= {{acquire|item=sun-dried tofu}}}} | ||
Revision as of 04:06, 16 July 2010
| Timmy Tofurkey | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 963 |
| Locations | The Electric Lemonade Acid Parade |
| Hit Points | 90 |
| Attack | 40 |
| Defense | 45 |
| No-Hit | 50 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | humanoid |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, wing, beak, thigh |
| Drops | sun-dried tofu |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting Timmy TofurkeyThis is an honest-to-god eight-foot-tall anthropomorphic turkey made out of molded tofu. You never thought bean curd could look so threatening. Well, okay, you never thought bean curd could look threatening to anything but your gag reflex.
Hit Message(s):
He collapses on top of you, burying you under a turkey-shaped mountain of bland bean curd. I suppose you could eat your way out, but there are some fates worse than death, my friend. Ow!
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He tries to smack you with a bean curd wing, but you've bean dodging as fast you can. He shouts, "GOBBLE GOBBLE!" but you decline the offer.
He tries to stomp on you with a tofu talon, but you're too talonted at dodging. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: sun-dried tofu |
