Tormented Baobab

Tormented Baobab
Monster ID	1124
Locations	The Clumsiness Grove
Hit Points	75% of Monster Defense
Attack	Player's Moxie+2 (min 10, max 150)
Defense	Player's Muscle+2 (min 10, max 150)
Initiative	50
Meat	None
Phylum	plant
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	leaf, branch, trunk, root
Drops	baobab sap, clumsiness bark, clumsiness bark
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data

 You're fighting the Tormented Baobab

In a box in the ground in the town of Zagrunder
Lies Bartimus Craggin, a full six feet under.
His death has a little to do with a ladder,
A bucket of lard, and a poisonous adder.
The adder was lodged in his second-floor gutter,
The lard was to free it (he ran out of butter).
A slippery rung, a sharp fang, a weak heart,
And down they came: lard, adder, ladder, and Bart.

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

You almost get tripped by a root, but you don't,
And I won't write a better miss text! No, I won't!

The baobab swings with a branch, but it misses,
You leap back a few feet away and blow kisses.

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: clumsiness bark

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Occurs at The Clumsiness Grove.