Turtleslinger

Turtleslinger

This is a slingshot which fires an endless stream of tiny, angry snapping turtles.

This weapon is as terrifying as it is impractical.

Type: weapon (2-handed slingshot)
Power: 50
Muscle Required: 10
Selling Price: 150 Meat.

Muscle +7

(Bonus for Turtle Tamers only)

(In-game plural: Turtleslingers)

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Recipe

	big rock	scroll of turtle summoning
	turtle factory		slingshot
	Turtleslinger

Notes

• Epic Weapon of the Turtle Tamer.
• This weapon is considered impractical by many because it cannot be used with Shieldbutt or Hero of the Half-Shell due to it being 2-handed.
• While the regular slingshot is a ranged weapon, this one is not, and therefore is compatible with skills like Headbutt.

Messages

• Weapon-Specific Hit Messages:

You sling a furious box turtle from your Turtleslinger, which boxes <its> ears for X damage. BAM! POW! ZAP!

You sling a furious loggerhead turtle at <it>, which comes to loggerheads with <it> for X damage. BOINK! KAPOW! BAM!

You sling a furious snapping turtle from your Turtleslinger, which latches onto <it> for X damage. WHAMMO! KAPOW! BOOF!

You administer the slingshot maneuver with your Turtleslinger, shake-and-baking <it> for X damage. WHAM! BIFF! ZAP!

You pull back and let fly with your Turtleslinger, feeling vaguely like a metaphorical kid fighting a metaphorical giant.You hit <it> right between the eyes for X damage. BARF! ZOT! POW!

See Also

• Muscle Modifiers

References

• Ricky Bobby often invoked his signature phrase "Shake and Bake" before teammate Cal Naughton, Jr. used the slingshot maneuver to propel him to yet another NASCAR victory.

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