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|text=This is one of the most skilled barbecue chefs the frat has ever seen -- it's only natural that they'd recruit him as a combat cook. He can make wing sauce so hot that God himself couldn't eat it, he can cook a burger so the inside's well done and the outside is medium rare, and he can deep fry just about anything, including the fry oil itself. Never has flaming, burning death been so irresistibly tasty. | |text=This is one of the most skilled barbecue chefs the frat has ever seen -- it's only natural that they'd recruit him as a combat cook. He can make wing sauce so hot that God himself couldn't eat it, he can cook a burger so the inside's well done and the outside is medium rare, and he can deep fry just about anything, including the fry oil itself. Never has flaming, burning death been so irresistibly tasty. | ||
|hit= | |hit=He bastes you with his new icy-hot wing sauce. Turns out it's more icy than hot. {{ouch|cold}} {{element|cold}} | ||
The grill sergeant pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid, hoses you down with it, and lights a match. You can guess what ensues. | |||
You're on fire! {{ouch|hot}} {{element|hot}} | |||
He pelts you with deep-fried lard. You haven't been this greasy since -- well, let's not talk about that. {{ouch|4}} {{element|sleaze}} | |||
|miss=? | |miss=? | ||
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{{acquire|item=war tongs|chance=?}} | {{acquire|item=war tongs|chance=?}} | ||
{{acquire|item=Monstar energy beverage|chance=?}} | |||
{{acquire|item=kick-ass kicks|chance=?}} | |||
{{acquire|item=Frat Army FGF|chance=?}} | |||
{{acquire|item=PADL Phone|chance=?}} | |||
{{stat|?}} | {{stat|?}} | ||
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==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
Weak to cold (assumed to be sleaze aligned). | *Weak to cold (assumed to be sleaze aligned). | ||
Revision as of 00:18, 29 June 2007
| War Frat Grill Sergeant | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 502 |
| Locations | The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues) |
| Hit Points | 100 |
| Attack | 190 |
| Defense | 148 |
| No-Hit | 200 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | orc |
| Elements | sleaze |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | arm, head, leg, torso |
| Drops | Frat Army FGF, kick-ass kicks, Monstar energy beverage, PADL Phone, war tongs |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a War Frat Grill SergeantThis is one of the most skilled barbecue chefs the frat has ever seen -- it's only natural that they'd recruit him as a combat cook. He can make wing sauce so hot that God himself couldn't eat it, he can cook a burger so the inside's well done and the outside is medium rare, and he can deep fry just about anything, including the fry oil itself. Never has flaming, burning death been so irresistibly tasty.
Hit Message(s):
He bastes you with his new icy-hot wing sauce. Turns out it's more icy than hot. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)
The grill sergeant pulls out a bottle of lighter fluid, hoses you down with it, and lights a match. You can guess what ensues.
You're on fire! (hot damage)
He pelts you with deep-fried lard. You haven't been this greasy since -- well, let's not talk about that. Ugh! Ooh! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)
not known
not known
not known
 | You acquire an item: war tongs (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Monstar energy beverage (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: kick-ass kicks (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: Frat Army FGF (? chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: PADL Phone (? chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Battlefield (Mysterious Island) (in War Hippy Fatigues).
Notes
- Weak to cold (assumed to be sleaze aligned).
