Warbear Drone

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Familiar number: 177
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Warbear Drone
This battle-bot hits hot, cold, spooky, sleaze, stench, punch more of them each round.

Does elemental and physical damage in combat.

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Ability: Does elemental and physical damage in combat.

Throne/Bjorn: Maximum HP/MP +15, sometimes drops a warbear whosit in combat.

Hatchling: warbear drone assembler

Familiar-Specific Equipment: warbear drone codes

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• <name> fires rubber bullets at your opponent, then follows up with the classic metal ones, doing X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch, and a boxing glove on a spring comes out and punches for X damage.
• <name> whips its charging cable around like a...er...whip, hitting for damage.
• <name> fires about three thousand rounds from its mini-turret, hitting for X damage.
• <name> drops some caltrops on the floor. Your opponent steps on them for X damage.
• <name> whips its antenna around and raises a heck of a welt on your opponent for X damage.
• <name> drops out of the sky right onto him, doing X damage.
• <name> whips out a metal tentacle and slaps him for X damage.
• With a whine of servo motors, <name> grows a set of spikes, then bashes your opponent with them for X damage.
• <name> smacks him with one of its propellors for X damage.
• <name> sticks out a welding torch and sears him for X damage.
• <name> blasts searing air from its heat exhaust port, exhausting your opponent for X damage.
• <name> pulls out a red-hot cattle brand and brands him for X damage. Man, that drone has a lot of stuff hidden in there.
• <name> ignites a flamethrower and grills your opponent for X damage. It smells like victory.
• <name> blows blistering air out of its heat exhaust port, convection-cooking him for X damage.
• <name> squirts him with boiling-hot water from its automatic noodle-making pot, hitting for X damage.
• <name> pushes in its on-board cigar lighter, and when it pops out, hits your opponent with it for X damage.
• <name> lobs a flash grenade at your opponent, parboiling him for X damage.
• <name> squirts him with boiling-hot water from its automatic noodle-making pot, hitting for X damage.
• <name> sticks out a welding torch and welds parts of your opponent to each other, dealing X damage.
• <name> strangles him with a red-hot heating coil, doing X damage.
• <name> scrapes the frost from its refrigeration coil, makes a snowball, and pelts him for X damage.
• <name> blows cold mist from its air conditioning port, hitting him for X damage.
• <name> blasts him with freezing water from its air conditioner supply line, doing X damage.
• <name> turns up its refrigeration unit to high and blasts him with cold air for X damage.
• <name> pelts him with ice cubes from its air conditioning port, doing X damage.
• <name> blows frigid air out of its air conditioning port, freezing all the water in your opponent for X damage.
• <name> extrudes an icicle through its air conditioning port and stabs him for X damage.
• <name> blasts liquid nitrogen from one of its many containment tanks, then shatters your opponent for X damage.
• <name> blasts air conditioning like it's trying to cool the whole outdoors, chilling him for X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch labeled "Black Wastewater Treatment" and empties it onto him for X damage.
• <name> synthesizes the odor of sweaty socks and overcooked broccoli, then wafts it at him for X damage.
• <name> empties his garbage containment hold onto him for X damage.
• <name> synthesizes sulfurous smoke in his replicator and puffs it at him for X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch labeled "Offal Processing" and empties its contents on him for an awful X damage.
• <name> unhooks a nozzle from his sewage treatment module and hoses him down for X damage.
• <name> burns some popcorn in his microwave module, then wafts the smoke at him for a stinky X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch labeled "Bio-organic Compost" and empties its contents on him for X damage.
• <name> plays fartnoise103.mp3 as it wafts noxious fumes at him for X damage.
• <name> synthesizes the odor of coffee and cigarette breath, then puffs it out his exhaust port, hitting him for X damage.
• <name> projects that creepy video from The Ring onto his view screen, terrifying your opponent for X damage.
• <name> pulls up a database of scary stories to tell in the dark and shows your opponent some truly chilling illustrations, doing X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch on its body to reveal a beating human heart. He takes X damage from the sight.
• <name> pulls up its database of creepy ghost stories and reads a really spooky one, doing X damage to your foe.
• <name> projects a ghastly grin onto his view screen, scaring your opponent for X damage.
• <name> plays an .mp3 of wind whistling through a graveyard. He takes X damage from fright.
• <name> modulates its voice into a creepy little girl's and says, "you're all going to die down here." Your opponent gets terrified for X damage.
• <name> plays an .mp3 of a laugh so maniacal and evil that it scares X points out of your opponent.
• <name> plays moan.mp3 while it drips blood. He freaks out and takes X damage.
• <name> opens a hatch on its bottom and drops an entire human femur out of it. Your opponent gets scared for X damage.
• <name> regales your opponent with a database of dirty limericks, shocking him for X damage.
• <name> hits your opponent with its extensive library of cheesy pick up lines for X damage.
• <name> flashes its entire profanity database on its view screen, scandalizing him for X damage.
• <name> extends two robotic arms and gives your opponent an altogether too familiar hug for X damage.
• <name> vents its grease trap on your opponent for X damage, making you wonder why, exactly, it even has a grease trap.
• <name> sprays your opponent with a hose connected to is internal lubrication system, doing a gross X damage.
• <name> sticks out a clamp and pinches your opponent's butt for a scandalous X damage.
• <name> emits a wolf whistle from its speaker grill, using frequencies above human hearing to really make it salacious. Your opponent are scandalized for X damage.
• <name> pulls up a scandalous picture on its view screen, shocking him for X damage.

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

  Oh no, a part fell off of <Name>!

You acquire an item: warbear whosit

Arena Messages

• When entered in a game of Hide and Seek:

  Warbear drones aren't really the hiding type. Neither are warbears, really.

History

• This familiar could not sit in the Crown of Thrones before January 7, 2014.

References

• The spooky combat message mentioning scary stories to tell in the dark is a reference to Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, a collection of spooky tales with truly nightmarish illustrations.