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It briefly consults a wine list, then uses that same wine list to give you a serious papercut on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}}
It briefly consults a wine list, then uses that same wine list to give you a serious papercut on your {{part}}. {{ouch|3}}


It pairs a bottle of wine with your {{part}} by smacking the latter with the former.. {{ouch|3}}
It pairs a bottle of wine with your {{part}} by smacking the latter with the former. {{ouch|3}}
|miss=?
|miss=It opens a spigot on the bottom of its housing and drains a bunch of excess wine onto the floor.
|critical=? {{critical}} {{ouch|3}}
 
|fumble=It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the groin with, but you decline.}}
It moves to attack you, but glitches out and decides to show you the wine list, instead.
 
It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the {{part}} with, but you decline.
|critical=It pairs a bottle of wine with your {{part}} by smacking the latter with the former. {{critical}} {{ouch|3}}
|fumble=It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the {{part}} with, but you decline.}}


{{acquire|item=mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine|chance=%}}
{{acquire|item=mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine|chance=%}}

Revision as of 06:43, 20 December 2022

Wine-Pairing Trainbot You're fighting a Wine-Pairing Trainbot

A Trainbot with a vast knowledge of which sweet wines go with which sweet entrees, and a vast reservoir of rage about the pointlessness of that knowledge.

Hit Message(s):

It opens a spigot on one of its robot limbs and hoses down your <thigh> with nasty wine. Ugh! Ooh! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

It briefly consults a wine list, then uses that same wine list to give you a serious papercut on your <thigh>. Ouch! Ow! Argh!

It pairs a bottle of wine with your <thigh> by smacking the latter with the former. Ooh! Argh! Ouch!

Critical Hit Message:

It pairs a bottle of wine with your <thigh> by smacking the latter with the former. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It opens a spigot on the bottom of its housing and drains a bunch of excess wine onto the floor.

It moves to attack you, but glitches out and decides to show you the wine list, instead.

It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the <thigh> with, but you decline.

Fumble Message:

It suggests a wine to hit yourself in the <thigh> with, but you decline. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat
You acquire an item: mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine (% chance)*

Occurs at Crimbo Train (Dining Car).

Notes

  • This monster cannot be copied.