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As you enter the room, you hear a pounding noise. A 14''n'' pounding noise. Coming from a ''n'' Stone Golem.
As you enter the room, you hear a pounding noise. A 14''n'' pounding noise. Coming from a ''n'' Stone Golem.
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{{battletop|image=Stonegolem.gif|a=A|name=''n'' Stone Golem|text=This is a golem that weighs 14''n'' pounds. You're not sure what it's made of. Something hard.}}
{{battletop|image=Stonegolem.gif|a=A|name=''n'' Stone Golem|text=This is a golem that weighs 14''n'' pounds. You're not sure what it's made of. Something hard.}}
<center>It tries to stone you when you're driving in your car, but can't throw that far.
<center>It stones you when you're trying to make a buck. It stones you and then says, "good luck." <font color=red>'''Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ow!'''</font>
 
It hits you with at least 12 or 35 rainy day women. <font color=red>'''Ouch! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Eek!'''</font>
 
 
It tries to stone you when you're driving in your car, but can't throw that far.


It completely fails to stone you. You feel so all alone.
It completely fails to stone you. You feel so all alone.
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==References==
==References==
*In the United Kingdom, it is common to speak of a person's weight in '[[Wikipedia:Stone (weight)|stone]]', a unit of fourteen pounds.
*In the United Kingdom, it is common to speak of a person's weight in '[[Wikipedia:Stone (weight)|stone]]', a unit of fourteen pounds.
*The attack messages refer to [[Wikipedia:Bob Dylan|Bob Dylan]]'s song "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" from his 1966 album ''[[Wikipedia:Blone on Blonde|Blonde on Blonde]]'':  "They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck / They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck" and "They'll stone you when you're riding in your car / They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar / But I would not feel so all alone / Everybody must get stoned"


[[Category:Adventure]]
[[Category:Adventure]]

Revision as of 22:37, 17 September 2005

As you enter the room, you hear a pounding noise. A 14n pounding noise. Coming from a n Stone Golem.


It's Stone Bashin' Time

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It stones you when you're trying to make a buck. It stones you and then says, "good luck." Eek! Ugh! Ugh! Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Ow!

It hits you with at least 12 or 35 rainy day women. Ouch! Argh! Ow! Eek! Ow! Eek!


It tries to stone you when you're driving in your car, but can't throw that far.

It completely fails to stone you. You feel so all alone.


You gain $level-dependent $substat.

Occurs in Fernswarthy's Basement.

Notes

  • n is a number that increases by 1 each time you face a new golem.

References

  • In the United Kingdom, it is common to speak of a person's weight in 'stone', a unit of fourteen pounds.
  • The attack messages refer to Bob Dylan's song "Rainy Day Women #12 & 35" from his 1966 album Blonde on Blonde: "They'll stone you when you're trying to make a buck / They'll stone you and then they'll say good luck" and "They'll stone you when you're riding in your car / They'll stone you when you're playing your guitar / But I would not feel so all alone / Everybody must get stoned"