Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode

Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode

This dot-matrix printout contains code written for some cosmic computer, hidden behind the veil of reality, everywhere and nowhere. The instructions appear to be for some sort of off-brand medication. I guess sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from advertising.

Type: usable
Level required: 11
Cannot be discarded

(In-game plural: Xiblaxian direct marketing simcodes)

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Item number: 7740
Description ID: 262976780
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Transmission from planet Xi

When Used

You activate the simcode, and your stomach lurches as a motley assortment of pills and chemicals materializes inside it. You feel... weird.

You gain/lose 901 Beefiness. You gain/lose 818 Enchantedness. You gain/lose 943 Roguishness.

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Notes

• You gain 5 random positive effects. See the ittah bittah hookah page for more details on gaining random effects.

References

• The description is a reference to the third of the three laws formulated by British science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Collection

• 🥇: TechRat (#2153560) - 253
• 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 174
• 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 140
• #4: Lord Stefano (#536624) - 121
• #5: Wheremydemonslie (#2555360) - 115
• #6: caducus (#2152206) - 100
• #7: Boesbert (#2548033) - 69
• #8: GadTheHero (#360318) - 49
• #9: Mr_Parks (#1325697) - 38
• #10: Tibbiara (#59410) - 30

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