Boxed wine

boxed wine

This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube.

(Cocktailcrafting ingredient)
Type: booze (quality unspecified)
Potency: UNSPECIFIED
Selling Price: 35 Meat.

(In-game plural: boxes of wine)

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Drop Locations

• The Barrel full of Barrels
• The "Fun" House
• Menagerie Level 3
• The Typical Tavern (during The Typical Tavern Rats quest)
• Whitey's Grove

When Consumed

You lift the box of wine over your head and open the spigot. Guzzlage ensues.

You gain 3 Adventures.

You gain 3 Drunkenness.

Uses

• boxed champagne

First Level Boxed Wine Drinks

• sangria
• strawberry wine
• wine spritzer

Second Level Boxed Wine Drinks

• horizontal tango (advanced cocktail)
• pink pony (advanced cocktail)
• sangria del diablo (TPS Drink)

Notes

• Can sometimes be obtained by successfully using a roll of drink tickets or a handful of drink tickets.
• Can sometimes be obtained by using a St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket.

References

• The description of this item is a reference to the Time Cube website, and its author Gene Ray's poor regard of anyone who doesn't know or believe his theory of time. The "4-liter" bit is a reference to his constant mentions of a "4-day" or "4-corner" Earth, which is "one of the components of nature's harmonic time cube". Prima Vera Angelhair interviewed Gene Ray on Radio KoL, and actually mentioned this item. A recording of it can be found here.

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