User:Blazingthunder

People, there is no reason for you to read this. It's mostly an experiment and a reference for me. A place to put my thoughts down. I've added my life story, in case you care to read. I mean, seriously, why are you reading random peoples' User pages anyway? --blazingthunder

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The name I go by on the internet is blazingthunder, no capitalization. I am 14 years old and live in Virginia. I live so close to D.C. that I usually just say "I live south of D.C." whenever I am asked. I love to play KoL, and I have the account ID 1180136.

My life

My accomplishments:

• I have proven myself literate.
• I have completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
• I have completed 10 Hardcore ascensions.
• I have picked 15 pretty flowers in PvP combat.
• I have discovered 50 Meat-Pasting recipes.
• I have discovered 23 Cooking recipes.
• I have discovered 14 Meatsmithing recipes.
• I have discovered 19 Cocktailcrafting recipes.
• I rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
• I saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.
• I went to great lengths to help defeat The Crimbomination.
• I delved 52 floor(s) into the basement over your entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
• I donated 1 brick to the rebuilding of Hagnk's.

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My startings

Ok, to start I am going to say that I had a different account that I played back in 2005, but then I got a PS2 and stopped playing. When I moved to Tanzania in 2007 the shipment of stuff (including the PS2) took 5 months to get there, so I started up again. I started off killing cave elves, gift wrapping vampires, and robo-reindeer (see Crimboween). For my first run I took 2 months, because I did everything I could. I got a pagoda, saved uncle crimbo, and did many other things that I can't think of right now. One time when I entered the chat the third thing I saw was an accidental post for something to go in /trade. A guy was buying clovers and spices. I had many of those, and sold them to him. I asked him if he had anything else he would buy, because I was going for an NPZR, and he said he would sell an NPZR head to me for all my meat. I had only 205k (205,000 meat), so I accepted, but he let me keep the extra 5k (5000 meat). The Mall price at that time was 500k. Then he sent me a package with all the pieces of it that I didn't have (all the clockwork things and pine sap), excepting the chest and the toaster, those being non-tradeable. My next ascension I had my very own NPZR.

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My clans

Proud member of HCN

When I played in 2005 I remembered The Cool Guy Crew. It was a great clan. I was accepted within a few seconds. I got booted several times for low karma for my rank, but the rank went up when I wasn't expecting it. Those few times were enough to put me on the list of people to be unaccepted into the clan. I started looking for another clan. The day before I found a good clan was the day the new message board system was implemented, so I found the clan I found to be very interesting. The clan I found was called CIG. I have to say, it isn't very good compared to many other clans, but I stayed because I like some of the people. I left for broader horizons after a while, but I left myself whitelisted.

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Notable people in CIG

I don't care about CGC at all. I'm leaving this here, just because.

• Viking05- Our leader. He is a wonderful guy, but he hasn't blown up the world yet. Went MIA, and I replaced him.
• Kraj- One of my best friends in KoL. His only problem is he gets drunk a lot because he's 18 and is British. He used to play Warhammer 40000, so he helps me with that because I'm trying to get into that.
• blazingthunder- Me. One of the most active people in the clan. Definitely most active in the message boards.
• LeeKav- The buffbot. He is a nice guy in chat, because buffbot doesn't necessarily mean active only through bot programs. He is sad that he didn't do his own ascensions. My cheering up attempts were negative, I think.

Thats all.

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Ascensions

Previous ascensions

I planned these when I was level 10 on my first run:

1. Disco Bandit- Permed Nimble Fingers.
2. Seal Clubber- Permed Eye of the Stoat. The Vole.
3. Pastamancer- Permed Entangling Noodles. The Marmot.
4. Disco Bandit- Permed Ambidextrous Funkslinging. The Packrat.
5. Turtle Tamer- Permed Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises. The Vole.
6. Sauceror- Teetotaler. Permed Expert Panhandling. The Opossum.

HC:

1. Seal Clubber- Teetotaler. Permed Pulverize. The Opossum. Teet.
2. Turtle Tamer- Permed Amphibian Sympathy. The Opossum. Teet.
3. Pastamancer- Permed Pastamastery. The Opossum. Teet.
4. Sauceror- Permed Advanced Saucecrafting. The Opossum. Teet.
5. Disco Bandit- Permed Mad Looting Skillz. The Opossum. Teet.
6. Accordion Thief- Permed Torso Awareness. The Wombat.
7. PM- Permed Pastamastery. The Opossum. Teet.
8. SC- Permed Double-Fisted Skull Smashing. The Opposum. Teet.
9. AT- Permed Magical Mojomuscular Melody. The Opposum.
10. AT- Permed The Ode to Booze. The Packrat.

Now:

• SC- Perming either LTS or Tongue of the Walrus. The Mongoose.

In the future

HCO

These are not even definite, but I will almost definitely do them.

• Seal Clubber- Perm Northern Exposure. The Mongoose.
• Turtle Tamer- Perm Cold-Blooded Fearlessness. The Mongoose.
• Pastamancer- Perm Tolerance of the Kitchen. The Platypus.
• Sauceror- Perm Diminished Gag Reflex. The Platypus.
• Disco Bandit- Perm Heart of Polyester. The Wombat.
• Accordion Thief- Perm one thing or another. The Wombat.

HCO Prep

If I were to do HCO I will do at least a lot of these. They will be before HCO. No particular order, but I may think of one. Will be HCTeet, with Opossum.

• SC- Perm Lunging Thrust-Smack.*
  • SC- Perm Eye of the stoat. (only if I get Thrust-Smack or LTS)*
• TT- Perm Kneebutt.
• TT- Perm Wisdom of the elder tortoises.*
• PM- Perm Leash of Linguini.*
• PM- Perm Transcendental Noodlecraft.*
• S- Perm Impetuous Sauciness.*
• DB- Perm Ambidextrous Funkslinging.
• AT- Perm Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric.
• Anything- Perm CLEESH.*

(*May not be done.)

Bad Moon

Once I finish HCO I will do an HC run in which I will unlock Bad Moon, so that I don't have to do it in an HCO run. I'm gonna do whatever I feel like, but will do one of each class first. It's so far away that I won't plan anything. I might not even do it.