User:Club

Introduction

Club (#66669) is leader of the RHODents of Unusual Size clan, where his title is "Eli the Regicide".

I'm a "Friendly Know-it-all" according to the BarKoL Test. Ironically, I score 0% Club (-5 raw score). (Oh, and my first few runs didn't include seal clubber. The name is ironic that way, too.)

On the Interwebs

• Club's KoL pages
• Club at KoL Player Pics Page
• Club at Display Case Database
• Club at Ascension Database
• Club at Historical Collections Database
• Club at Historical Consumption Database

Collector Score

63 tattoos + 48 trophies + 71 familiars = collector score: 182

Familiar count includes the reassembled blackbird; which I have been actively using for a long time now. Currently it is at over 33,000 kills. It has been on the Most Kills (Reassembled Blackbird) leader board three times:

• 2007/07/02 first place with 1,223 kills
• 2007/11/19 first place with 22,633 kills
• 2007/11/26 first place with 23,677 kills

Other Accomplishments

Temporarily, Club has (some messages pre-date the Quest Log):

• completed {his} training with the Toot Oriole.
• found the Untinker's screwdriver.
• helped the Pretentious Artist find his stuff.
• fetched a larva for the Council.
• slain {his} Nemesis in the Cave.
• found the Dolphin King's treasure.
• found the Slug Lord's treasure.
• found Dr. Hobo Jones's treasure.
• discovered the secret of the Dungeons of Doom.
• slain the Boss Bat.
• discovered the Hidden Temple.
• built {his} own Bitchin' Meat Car.
• planted a Beanstalk in the Nearby Plains.
• taken care of the rat problem at the Typical Tavern.
• cleansed the taint for the Deep Fat Friars.
• slain the King of Cobb's Knob.
• helped the L337 Tr4pz0r clear the way to the Icy Peak [sic]
• found everything there is to find in the Strange Leaflet.
• summoned the UB3r 31337 HaX0R.
• helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao.
• undefiled the Cyrpt.
• solved the mystery of the Giant Garbage.
• found the Hole in the Sky.

Permanently, Club has:

• proven {him}self literate.
• completed the Most Extreme Haiku Challenge.
• completed 2 Hardcore ascensions.
• picked 1 pretty flower in PvP combat.
• spent 456 Adventures protesting the slaughter of the Knott Yetis.
• been inoculated against the Grey Plague.
• contributed 10,000 Meat to the Council's Build a Huge Cannon fund.
• contributed 123,456 Meat to the Council's War fund.
• contributed 1,234 drinks to the Council's efforts to get the Knott Yetis to breed.
• have spent 326 Adventures gazing at the stars.
• rescued Uncle Crimbo that time he was kidnapped by Linnea.
• saved Crimbo from Father Crimbo and his assimilated Crimborg.
• delved 537 floor(s) into the basement over {his} entire lifetime before NS13 was implemented.
• donated 12 bricks to the rebuilding of Hagnk's.