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Cynn's illustration for December's Boy of Loathing

Most of the holidays celebrated in the Kingdom of Loathing follow the Kingdom of Loathing Calendar. Among the most popular are:

• During Valentine's Day (Frankuary 4), friends, lovers, and enemies can send each other cards with funny messages and kitschy illustrations.
• On St. Sneaky Pete's Day (Starch 3), drunken revelry is the norm for all but the most teetotaling citizen.
• On Oyster Egg Day (April 2), the Enchanted Flying Oyster comes and hides magical eggs all over the kingdom. Those with baskets can collect them.
• Every Halloween (Porktober 8), residents dress up and collect candy from their neighbors.
• During the Feast of Boris (Boozember 7), adventurers stuff themselves with more food than normally possible. Cranberries and Vodka with cranberries give more adventures than normal when consumed, as well as pink ponies which were historically made with cranberries.
• Crimbo is a holiday which occurs approximately every 365 days and coincides with a celebration known as Christmas in another dimension. Traditionally people give and receive gifts and in the past residents have woken up to presents and stockings from an unknown benevolent source.

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This is a list of past articles, try to give at least 30 days in between repeats. If an article has significantly changed then list it again with a note. ie. "(destruction of Observatory)"

Date	Article Name
6/3	Chow Mein
6/4	Hats
6/5	Dungeons of Doom potion
6/6	Comet
6/7	Booze
6/8	The Mysterious Island of Mystery
6/9	A Journey to the Center of Your Mind
6/10	Shields
6/11	Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot
6/12	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning
6/13	Crossbows
6/14	Hardcore
6/15	Mind Control
6/16	Elements
6/17	Meins (new types)
6/18	Pirates
6/19	Raffle House
6/20	Mr. Accessory
6/21	Resources of Loathing
6/22	Time Travel