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:Tofflesby says, "I'm not sexisht; I think chicksh and broadsh are better than guys at lotsh of things: laundry, dishes . . ." he grins and winks as you roll your eyes. | |||
:Tofflesby says, "I'm not sexisht; every chick I know has got at leasht two redeeming qualities, if you know what I mean!" he grins and winks at you, as you turn away in disgust. | |||
:Tofflesby gives you a lascivious wink, a lecherous grin, and says, "hey, hot shtuff, why don'tcha iron some shirts for me?" | |||
:Tofflesby grins, says, "hey, toots, why don'tcha get me another beer?" and winks drunkenly. | |||
*With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped: | *With [[lucky Tam O'Shanter]] equipped: | ||
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| Chauvinist Pig |
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| What's happening, toots? I will wink and smile at you make me a sammich. |
Ability: Has the properties of both a Leprechaun and a Blood-Faced Volleyball
Hatchling: 
hungover chauvinist pig
Familiar-Specific Equipment: 
bottle of Cochon Noir
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Ultimate Cage Match | Scavenger Hunt | Obstacle Course | Hide and Seek |
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*Hover for details
 Cannot breathe underwater
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Combat Messages
- Regular messages:
- Tofflesby says, "I'm not sexisht; I think chicksh and broadsh are better than guys at lotsh of things: laundry, dishes . . ." he grins and winks as you roll your eyes.
- Tofflesby says, "I'm not sexisht; every chick I know has got at leasht two redeeming qualities, if you know what I mean!" he grins and winks at you, as you turn away in disgust.
- Tofflesby gives you a lascivious wink, a lecherous grin, and says, "hey, hot shtuff, why don'tcha iron some shirts for me?"
- Tofflesby grins, says, "hey, toots, why don'tcha get me another beer?" and winks drunkenly.
- With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
- ?
- With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
- ?
- With wax lips equipped:
- ?
