ChibiBuddy™ Intelligence Messages

The messages defend on the ChibiBuddy™'s intelligence level:

5 Dots

• He does some fact-checking and avoids reposting a hoax chain letter to the Book of Faces.

8 Dots

• He reads a historical biography without nodding off to sleep once.
• He teaches himself how to play the piano.
• He teaches himself how to play the zither, after first teaching himself what a zither is.
• He learns how to brew beer and how to crochet little cozies for the beer bottles, too.
• He listens to classical music for almost ten minutes without getting bored.
• He composes a few etudes, a nocturne, and a passable ode.
• He designs and assembles a tiny working model of the Penultimate Fantasy Airship that actually flies.
• He writes a biography of Boris the Bold, spending hours researching Boris's life.
• He memorizes the dictionary and uses each word in a sentence.
• He composes a set of symphonies that contain clever musical allusions to other famous works.
• He postulates a possible cure for the Goblin Plague.
• He figures out how to warp space for faster-than-light travel.
• He manages to observe the position and momentum of a particle.
• He designs and anti-gravity device and bounces off the walls and ceiling.
• He creates a miniature black hole in his garage and uses it to power his entire ChibiHouse™
• He discovers nuclear fusion.
• He uses theoretical calculus to predict the behavior of a couple on their first date.
• He genetically engineers a strain of ChibiWheat™ that can grow anywhere, eliminating ChibiHunger™.

9 Dots

• He creates a miniature black hole in his garage and uses it to power his entire ChibiHouse™
• He figures out how to warp space for faster-than-light travel.
• He designs and anti-gravity device and bounces off the walls and ceiling.
• He reads the entire encyclopedia for fun.
• He writes a textbook that manages to explain all the complexities of quantum physics in language a three-year-old could understand.
• He writes a biography of Boris the Bold, spending hours researching Boris's life.
• He genetically engineers a strain of ChibiWheat™ that can grow anywhere, eliminating ChibiHunger™.
• He memorizes the dictionary and uses each word in a sentence.
• He designs and assembles a tiny working model of the Penultimate Fantasy Airship that actually flies.
• He composes a set of symphonies that contain clever musical allusions to other famous works.
• He creates an artificial intelligence that passes the Turing test.