ChibiBuddy™ Intelligence Messages: Difference between revisions
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* He creates a miniature black hole in his garage and uses it to power his entire ChibiHouse™ | * He creates a miniature black hole in his garage and uses it to power his entire ChibiHouse™ | ||
* He figures out how to warp space for faster-than-light travel. | * He figures out how to warp space for faster-than-light travel. | ||
* He designs and anti-gravity device and bounces off the walls and ceiling. | * He designs and{{sic}} anti-gravity device and bounces off the walls and ceiling. | ||
* He reads the entire encyclopedia for fun. | * He reads the entire encyclopedia for fun. | ||
* He writes a textbook that manages to explain all the complexities of quantum physics in language a three-year-old could understand. | * He writes a textbook that manages to explain all the complexities of quantum physics in language a three-year-old could understand. | ||
Revision as of 18:00, 20 December 2012
The messages defend on the ChibiBuddy™'s intelligence level:
1 Dot
2 Dots
3 Dots
4 Dots
5 Dots
- He does some fact-checking and avoids reposting a hoax chain letter to the Book of Faces.
6 Dots
7 Dots
8 Dots
- He reads a historical biography without nodding off to sleep once.
- He teaches himself how to play the piano.
- He teaches himself how to play the zither, after first teaching himself what a zither is.
- He learns how to brew beer and how to crochet little cozies for the beer bottles, too.
- He listens to classical music for almost ten minutes without getting bored.
- He composes a few etudes, a nocturne, and a passable ode.
- He designs and assembles a tiny working model of the Penultimate Fantasy Airship that actually flies.
- He writes a biography of Boris the Bold, spending hours researching Boris's life.
- He memorizes the dictionary and uses each word in a sentence.
- He composes a set of symphonies that contain clever musical allusions to other famous works.
- He postulates a possible cure for the Goblin Plague.
- He figures out how to warp space for faster-than-light travel.
- He manages to observe the position and momentum of a particle.
- He designs and anti-gravity device and bounces off the walls and ceiling.
- He creates a miniature black hole in his garage and uses it to power his entire ChibiHouse™
- He discovers nuclear fusion.
- He uses theoretical calculus to predict the behavior of a couple on their first date.
- He genetically engineers a strain of ChibiWheat™ that can grow anywhere, eliminating ChibiHunger™.
9 Dots
- He creates a miniature black hole in his garage and uses it to power his entire ChibiHouse™
- He figures out how to warp space for faster-than-light travel.
- He designs and[sic] anti-gravity device and bounces off the walls and ceiling.
- He reads the entire encyclopedia for fun.
- He writes a textbook that manages to explain all the complexities of quantum physics in language a three-year-old could understand.
- He writes a biography of Boris the Bold, spending hours researching Boris's life.
- He genetically engineers a strain of ChibiWheat™ that can grow anywhere, eliminating ChibiHunger™.
- He memorizes the dictionary and uses each word in a sentence.
- He designs and assembles a tiny working model of the Penultimate Fantasy Airship that actually flies.
- He composes a set of symphonies that contain clever musical allusions to other famous works.
- He creates an artificial intelligence that passes the Turing test.
