Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time

You're fighting a Cookie-baking Thing from Beyond Time

This is one of the primeval, endlessly malevolent, fiendishly intelligent old gods from before time and space as we know it existed. Currently, it's employed making cookies for Linnea's Crimbo takeover. I guess it's a good way to pass the time between driving mortals mad with one peek at your frightful visage.

Hit Message(s):

It buffets you with its unearthly wings. Looks like it wants to live and let die. Happy Crimbo! Argh! Eek! Ooh! Ugh!

It wraps a tentacle around your throat and squeezes until your eyes bug out. Happy Crimbo! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Ow!

It gibbers madly at you. You feel your grip on sanity start to slip. Happy Crimbo! Argh! Oof! Ooh!

Critical Message:

Miss Message(s):

It gibbers madly at you, but you gibber sanely back.

It tries to buffet you with its wings, but you remain unbuffeted.

It tries to grab you with a tentacle, but you're not having any of that funny business.

Fumble Message:

References

• Its unearthly wings want to live and let die -- much like the rock band Wings, who recorded the theme song to Live and Let Die.