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He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast.
He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast.
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He tries to hit you, but you don't know that guy, and you're not going over there.
He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there.
He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there.


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==References==
==References==
*This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me"
*This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"

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He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
He smacks you in the face with his big ol' sword. It big ol' hurts. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Oof!


He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast.
He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there.


You acquire crazy bastard swords

On April Fool's Day:

You acquire an item: Fatal error: Call to undefined function giveitem() in /var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php on line 5035

You gain 4 <substat>.



Occurs extremely rarely in the Sleazy Back Alley

References

  • This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"