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{{acquire|1|image=bsword.gif|item=crazy bastard sword|num=}}<br>
{{acquire|1|image=bsword.gif|item=crazy bastard sword|num=}}<br>
'''On April Fool's Day:'''
{|
|[[Image:Bsword.gif]]||You acquire an item: '''Fatal error:''' Call to undefined function giveitem() in '''/var/www/virtuals/www.kingdomofloathing.com/htdocs/fight.php''' on line '''5035'''
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You gain 4 {{substat}}.
You gain 4 {{substat}}.
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Occurs extremely rarely in the [[The Sleazy Back Alley|Sleazy Back Alley]]
Occurs extremely rarely in the [[The Sleazy Back Alley|Sleazy Back Alley]]


[[Category:Adventure]]
==Notes==
*On [[April Fool's Day|April Fool's Day, 2006]], this adventure appeared regularly for all users but [[April Fool's Ultra Rares|dropped nothing]].
 
==References==
==References==
*This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"
*This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"
[[Category:Adventure]]

Revision as of 13:32, 3 April 2006

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He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? Argh! Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
He smacks you in the face with his big ol' sword. It big ol' hurts. Ouch! Argh! Eek! Oof!


He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast.
He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there.


You acquire crazy bastard swords

You gain 4 <substat>.



Occurs extremely rarely in the Sleazy Back Alley

Notes

References

  • This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"