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{{battletop|image=bastard.gif|a=a|name=crazy bastard|text=All of a sudden, a crazy bastard lurches out of the alley, and starts lumbering toward you with malice in his eyes. And in his eyebrows. Mostly in his eyebrows, actually.<br><br>You don't know this guy, but it appears that he wants to hit you. That's right -- some crazy bastard wants to hit you.}} | {{battletop|image=bastard.gif|a=a|name=crazy bastard|text=All of a sudden, a crazy bastard lurches out of the alley, and starts lumbering toward you with malice in his eyes. And in his eyebrows. Mostly in his eyebrows, actually.<br><br>You don't know this guy, but it appears that he wants to hit you. That's right -- some crazy bastard wants to hit you.}} | ||
<center> | <center>He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? {{ouch|4}} | ||
He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? {{ouch|4}} | |||
He smacks you in the face with his big ol' sword. It big ol' hurts. {{ouch|4}} | He smacks you in the face with his big ol' sword. It big ol' hurts. {{ouch|4}} | ||
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He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there. | He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there. | ||
He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast. | He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast.</center> | ||
{{acquire|1|image=bsword.gif|item=crazy bastard sword|num=}} | {{acquire|1|image=bsword.gif|item=crazy bastard sword|num=}} | ||
{{stat|4}} | |||
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Occurs | Occurs at [[The Sleazy Back Alley]] (extremely rarely). | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
Revision as of 01:55, 12 August 2006
He smacks you in the face with his big ol' sword. It big ol' hurts. Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof!
He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there.
 | You acquire crazy bastard swords |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley (extremely rarely).
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- This adventure is a reference to the song "Bastard Wants To Hit Me", by They Might be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over, so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"
