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{{battle | {{battle|text=All of a sudden, a crazy bastard lurches out of the alley, and starts lumbering toward you with malice in his eyes. And in his eyebrows. Mostly in his eyebrows, actually. | ||
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You don't know this guy, but it appears that he wants to hit you. That's right -- some crazy bastard wants to hit you. | You don't know this guy, but it appears that he wants to hit you. That's right -- some crazy bastard wants to hit you. | ||
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<center>You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, he drops a white ribbon.</center> | <center>You are knocked to the ground. As the monster walks off, he drops a white ribbon.</center> | ||
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| Crazy bastard | |
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| Monster ID | 229 |
| Locations | The Sleazy Back Alley, The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired) (ultra-rarely) |
| Hit Points | 25 |
| Attack | 20 |
| Defense | 18 |
| No-Hit | 30? |
| Initiative | always |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | unknown |
| Drops | crazy bastard sword |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a crazy bastardAll of a sudden, a crazy bastard lurches out of the alley, and starts lumbering toward you with malice in his eyes. And in his eyebrows. Mostly in his eyebrows, actually.
You don't know this guy, but it appears that he wants to hit you. That's right -- some crazy bastard wants to hit you.
Hit Message(s):
He waves you over, then hits you. Why did you go over there? Ow! Argh! Eek! Ugh!
He smacks you in the face with his big ol' sword. It big ol' hurts. Oof! Argh! Eek! Argh!
not known
He waves you over, but you don't know that guy and you're not going over there.
He tries to smack you with his big ol' sword, but it's so big he can't swing it very fast.
not known
 | You acquire an item: crazy bastard sword |
| You gain 4 <substat>. |
If you lose the fight:
 | You acquire an item: consolation ribbon (100% chance)* |
Occurs at The Sleazy Back Alley, ultra-rarely.
Notes
- On April Fool's Day, 2006, this adventure appeared regularly for all users but dropped nothing.
References
- This adventure is a reference to the song Bastard Wants To Hit Me by They Might Be Giants: "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me/He's waving me over so he can hit me/But I don't know that guy, and I'm not going over there"
