Crazy bastard sword

crazy bastard sword

This is the sword formerly wielded by a crazy bastard. He wanted to hit you with it, but instead, you hit him with something and took it. Go, you!

Type: weapon (1-handed sword)
Damage: 13 - 25
Muscle Required: 25
Cannot be discarded

Weapon Damage +30
+10% chance of Critical Hit
+6 PvP fight(s) per day when equipped.

(In-game plural: crazy bastard swords)

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Obtained From

The Sleazy Back Alley

crazy bastard (occurs ultra rarely)

Obsoleted Areas/Methods

Prize

The Raffle House

The Sleazy Back Alley (Retired)

crazy bastard (occurs ultra rarely)

Notes

• Pulverizing this item yields an ultimate wad in addition to the expected 3 twinkly nuggets.
• On October 1st, 2008, after much discussion of the stainless steel shillelagh's advantages over it, this item's enchantments were upgraded. They were previously Muscle +10, Melee Damage +15, and 3x chance of Critical Hit.
• Second prize in The Raffle House on February 12, 2008.
• There exists a stuffed version of this item.
• Before May 1, 2012 this used to give 7 extra PvP fights.

References

• A certain type of longsword can also be referred to as a "bastard sword". A bastard sword is typically larger and is often referred to as a "hand-and-a-half sword."
• The description text is a reference to the They Might Be Giants song Bastard Wants to Hit Me, "Some crazy bastard wants to hit me".

See Also

• Bonus Weapon Damage
• Critical Hit Chance
• Extra PvP Fights

Collection

• 🥇: adwriter (#119474) - 11
• 🥈: stdout (#647319) - 7
• 🥉: iTz_Danny (#2577713) - 6
• #4: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708), PacHINKOid (#43130), PaperCut (#1118390) - 5
• #7: Hojo Hominygrits (#196078), Mystic_Potato (#154601) - 4
• #9: Derek_M_Taylor (#514253), Donavin69 (#2151136) - 3

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