Crimbo Shrub

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Crimbo Shrub
Likes Crimbo a lot. Like, really a huge amount. A little... too much.

Elemental attacks, pvp fights, increased stat gains, healing, and CRIMBO PRESENTS!

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Ability: Varies based on decorations from Box of old Crimbo decorations

Throne/Bjorn: All Attributes +10, sometimes Delevels opponent

Hatchling: Crimbo sapling

Familiar-Specific Equipment: even more tinsel

	Ultimate Cage Match	Scavenger Hunt	Obstacle Course	Hide and Seek

Mumming Trunk Abilities:

*Hover for details

Cannot breathe underwater

Combat Messages

• First Round of Combat:
  • Decorated with Rainbow-Colored Lights (Deals prismatic damage)
    • <name> whips your opponent with a string of multicolored crimbo lights, causing X (+X) (+X) (+X) (+X) damage. "It's the season for giving!" he burbles cheerfully.
    • "Joy to the world!" <name> shouts, punctuating the words with thrown multicolored ornaments that pelt your opponent for X (+X) (+X) (+X) (+X) damage. "Joy! To! The! WORLD!

• Regular messages:
  • Decorated with Actual Candles (Deals Hot damage)
    • <name> gleefully roasts your opponent's' chestnuts in an open fire, causing X damage.
    • "Looks like someone got coal in his stocking!" <name> grins, setting the stocking alight like a torch and beating your foe with it for X damage.
    • Do you remember those old-fashioned Crimbo tree lights that were basically glass bulbs full of boiling oil? <name> does, and now so does your opponent, who takes X damage worth of Crimbo cheer.
  • Decorated with Frosted Lights (Deals Cold damage)
    • (+X)
  • Decorated with Really Old Lights (Deals Stench damage)
    • (+X)
  • Decorated with Jack-o-Lantern Lights (Deals Spooky damage)
    • (+X)
  • Decorated with Blacklights (Deals Sleaze damage)
    • (+X)
  • Decorated with Popcorn Strands (Deals prismatic damage)
    • <name> starts to read one of his favorite Crimbo poems out loud. When your opponent tries to interrupt this recitation with an attack, <name> makes a sort of shrill high-pitched wail until <he/she/it> backs away.
    • <name> grabs your opponent and starts forcing sugar cookies down <his/her/it's> throat. "Mmmmfff!" <he/she/it> protests, ineffectually.
    • <name> loudly sings a medley of classic Crimbo carols while binding your opponent from head to toe in festive tinsel garland. It doesn't take your opponent very long to break free from <his/her/it's> aluminized plastic bonds, though.
    • <name> absolutely refuses to allow you and your opponent to 'play' until you've both joined him in singing his favorite Crimbo carol, "Good King Sauerkraut".
  • Decorated with Big Yellow-Wrapped Presents (Blast foes into oblivion)
    • YELLOW RAY MESSAGES GO HERE.

      You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Yellow (duration: X Adventures)

  • Decorated with Big Red-Wrapped Presents (Filled with Meat!)(Gives access to combat skill "Red Present")
    • You notice a big red present underneath <name>, and open it up to find that it's full of Meat! "Aww, <name> -- you shouldn't have!" Tears well up in your eyes.

      You gain some Meat.

      You acquire an effect: Everything Looks Red (duration: X Adventures)

• After Combat:
  • With Gauze Ribbons (Restores Hit Points after combat)
    • "Oh no!" <name> says, "you're hurt! Here, have some fresh baked Crimbo cookies! Delicious, aren't they? Want some more? Have some more! I have fudge, too! And fruitcake! EAT MORE!"
    • <name> disinfects your wounds with spray snow and wraps them in tinsel.

      You gain Y hit points.

  • Decorated with Barbed Wire (Grants occasional PvP fights)
    • "Someone sent you a CRIMBO PRESENT!" Wub Wub yells, throwing a paper-wrapped bundle at you. As you catch it, it bursts, revealing itself to be full of glass shards and rusty thumbtacks. Argh! Who would do such a terrible thing?
    • "Look!" <name> shouts. "Someone sent you a present! I wonder who it was??" He hands you the gift, and when you open the lid, a cream pie springs into your face. "I am wondering the same thing," you growl.

      You gain 1 PvP Fight.

  • Decorated with Piles of Tiny Presents (Exchange random gifts with other players!)
    • "Crimbo Crimbo Crimbo CRIMBO" <name> repeats manically to himself as he wraps a present he found somewhere and stuffs it into a nearby mailbox.
    • <name> jabbers to himself excitedly as he picks something up off the ground, wraps it in colorful paper, and crams it into a nearby mailbox.
    • "It's Crimbo present tiiiiiime!" <name> cheers. "Open your present! Open it open it OPEN IT!" You pick up the present from underneath <name> and tear off the paper.
    • "Ohmigosh ohmigosh you got a PRESENT!" <name> yells. "MERRY CRIMBO!" You pick up the present from underneath <name> and tear off the paper. It's from <playername>!

      You acquire... something. [[Data:{{{item}}}]]

  • Decorated with Veiny Star (Muscle-heavy stat gains)
    • <name> grins wildly and flexes his branches. "Hoo-ah! Crimbo! WOOOOO! LET'S DO THIS!!! (+? Stats)
    • <name> is so excited for Crimbo he starts running in place and doing push-ups to burn off a little excess energy. (+? Stats)
  • Decorated with LED Mandala (Mysticality-heavy stat gains)
    • <name> grins wildly at you while explaining the ancient Druidic origins of the Crimbo holiday. (+? Stats)
    • <name> grins wildly and sings "It's the mooost mystical tiiiiiiime of the yeeeeaaaaarrr!" (+? Stats)
  • Decorated with Angel with Sunglasses (Moxie-heavy stat gains)
    • <name> is so excited about Crimbo that he starts doing backflips. (+? Stats)
    • <name> grins widely -- almost insanely -- at you as he describes what a wonderfully moxious time of year Crimbo is. (+? Stats)

• Enthroned in the Crown of Thrones:

• Bjornified in the Buddy Bjorn:

  You hear <name> singing a medley of Crimbo tunes behind you. Constantly. Without stopping, ever.

Monster attack power reduced by X

Monster defense reduced by Y

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:

  <Name> winks at you from beneath the Tam O'Shanter, and sings a verse of "Crimbo in Killarney".

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:

  <Name> waltzes around the maypole, humming a medly of classic Crimbo tunes.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

  <Name> grins at you with his wax lips. I mean, he never seems to stop grinning ever, even without them, but still...

Arena Messages

• When entered in Hide and Seek:

  <name> is way too excited about Crimbo to do any hiding.

Notes

• Pile of small presents randomly will duplicate an obtained item and send that copy to a pool of items. Approx? 5-6 turns later, you obtain a present from pool. (Jicks Default pool if pool is empty or too low.)